Stephen Posted November 20, 2009 Report Share Posted November 20, 2009 Two rednecks, Bubba and Cooter, deciding that they weren't going anywhere in life, decided to go to college to get ahead. Bubba goes in first, and the professor advises him to take math, history, and logic. "What's logic?" asks Bubba. The professor answers, "Let me give you an example. Do you own a weed-eater?" "I sure do," answers Bubba. "Then I can assume, using logic, that you have a yard," replies the professor. "That's real good," the redneck responds in awe. The professor continues, "Logic will also tell me that since you have a yard, you also have a house." Impressed, Bubba shouts, "Amazin'!" "And since you own a house, logic dictates that you have a wife." "Betty Mae! This is incredible!" (Bubba is obviously catching on.) "Finally, since you have a wife, logically I can assume that you are heterosexual," said the professor. "You're absolutely right! Why, that's the most fascinatin' thing I ever heard of! I cain't wait to take this here logic class." Bubba, proud of the new world opening up to him, walks back into the hallway where Cooter is still waiting. "So, what classes are ya takin'?" he asks. "Math, history, and logic," replies Bubba. "What the heck's logic?" asks Cooter "Let me give you an example. Do ya own a weed-eater?" "No." "You're queer, ain't ya?" Quote you can cook bacon shirtless if you're not a pussy...lol not hatin, but am i wrong here it looks as if the amp is not grounded its hooked directly to the battery. it that the way it should be. DC POWER Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
brsteinbach Posted November 20, 2009 Report Share Posted November 20, 2009 That damn near the funniest ting I read in a while. Quote 2 Infinity Reference 1252w 12s 4.2 cubic foot box tuned to 28hz Sub amp: 1 Profile AP1200 Speaker amp: 1 Sony Xplod XM-504z Kenwood eXcelon KDC-X492 4 and 8 Gauge Knu Big III In 1/0 All in my 90 Accord Diamonds are forever, but 9's end that shit fast.... Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
loganberry Posted November 21, 2009 Report Share Posted November 21, 2009 this made me el oh el Quote My F-150 Build GET ON THE BANDWAGON what if they tried messing with the amps when the subs werent louder hahah jk Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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Colin - STAPUFT Posted November 21, 2009 Report Share Posted November 21, 2009 Quote 12 - 12"s in the STAY PUFT 1989 Chevy Astro Build & Comment Log Un-Interrupted Build LogYouTube Channel Chevy Trailblazer 5.1 Dolby Digital DTS Install You have a beard of a mysterious sea captain. I would follow you to hell and back. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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