My "Crappy" day at work....Literally.

[Slapuhho]

Okay, I work at a grocery store as a grocery clerk, meaning i stock shelves and condition the store up.

But today, I experienced something I never thought I would have to experience in my life.

My manager got a call from someone at customer service to go clean something up in the woman's bathroom.

I thought maybe like some piss on the floor or some other women shit.

But When I was heading in there I get a notice from the lady at customer service saying I should wear gloves,

I ask why and she responds with, "it's a girl's panties". I'm like what the fuck, I'm not even the janitor and i'm cleaning up some chicks britches.

So I get some gloves and head in for my dirty deed.

I yell, "hello, is anyone in there", to make sure I don't scare any ladies and then I head in after no response.

I look in the first stall, no panties, second stall, no panties, and then I open up the third stall I look down and see this pair of white underwear with a shit stain on it. I'm like okay, not too bad, so I reach down and pick it up and i'm like what the fuck, this is heavy! I Look down and there is a huge freaking turd in it, not just a little shard or a stain, a huge turd that looks like it came out of the ass of bigfoot himself.

I ran over to the trash can and threw that thing in there.

I walked out of the restroom and felt like I was going to throw up.

It is by far the nastiest thing I've seen in my life and i'm very scared to do any more cleanups in the women's bathroom.

I Had no idea that there were people out there that would seriously take a shit in there pants and just leave their underwear there.

I knew women did some seriously screwed up things in the bathroom but I think this is way out of line. lololol

[splzx3]

that shit is funny

im sorry bro that sucks 4 u

[kl0wn]

I Look down and there is a huge freaking turd in it, not just a little shard or a stain, a huge turd that looks like it came out of the ass of bigfoot himself.

:rofl: :rofl: :rofl: :rofl: :rofl: :rofl: :rofl: :rofl:

[enemyofsilence]

pics or it didnt happen

[Slapuhho]

:rofl: :rofl: :rofl: :rofl: :rofl: :rofl: :rofl: :rofl:

I am not exaggerating. It weighed a good pound and a half.

[RobClay]

[FreekDesignz]

I am not exaggerating. It weighed a good pound and a half.

hilarious

:tease: :yahoo: :lol: :lol: :crazy:

[Slapuhho]

Honestly, I think the funniest part of this story is when I picked it up and yelled, "What the fuck there is a turd in it". The door was being held open and when I walked out everyone in the front end was just staring at me..

Very awkward.

[Jroc55]

lol thats almost worse than the time me and a buddy of mine had to clean up a co workers friggin tampon off the bathroom floor in the employee bathroom

it was indeed used

[tlee2]

wow thats some nasty shit