raytard Posted April 8, 2010 Report Posted April 8, 2010 When Chuck Norris was born, the Doctor was the only one that cried. Never slap Chuck Norris. Quote Build: http://www.stevemeadedesigns.com/board/ind...hl=avalon+build monster/rockford/kicker/stinger cables, pioneer source, jbl highs/amps, kinetik/shuriken batts, iraggi alt, dei security, dc subs(atleast for now) Team DC
Cashdollar2009 Posted April 8, 2010 Report Posted April 8, 2010 Chuck Norris will never have a heart attack. His heart is not foolish enough to attack him. Quote On 6/30/2011 at 1:11 AM, 'Ray' said: Acoustical energy is free. Electrical energy is not.
tlee2 Posted April 9, 2010 Author Report Posted April 9, 2010 Chuck Norris will never have a heart attack. His heart is not foolish enough to attack him. already put that one lol These chuck jokes got me cracking up Quote 6 Sundown X 15s 2 Sundown NS1 V2s C Pillar 4th order Bagged Suburban on 24s http://youtube.com/tlee333
CaptainzPlanetz Posted April 11, 2010 Report Posted April 11, 2010 (edited) Way Of The Dragon... On 10 May 1973, Lee collapsed in Golden Harvest studios while doing dubbing work for the movie Enter the Dragon. Suffering from seizures and headaches, he was immediately rushed to Hong Kong Baptist Hospital where doctors diagnosed cerebral edema. They were able to reduce the swelling through the administration of mannitol. These same symptoms that occurred in his first collapse were later repeated on the day of his death Chuck just hit him with an attack that wouldnt take effect till a year in the future. And thats why Im gonna get a Total Gym Edited April 11, 2010 by CaptainzPlanetz Quote ¿ǝɯɐƃ ǝɥʇ Trolls never learn............ All BS aside, If I see one more comment in here that is NOT about the pre-sale, I will start the vacations. And that includes the trolls feeding the trolls. YOU THE ONE THAT SOUND LIKE A OGER AND HUMPBACK/TROLLS? Add "SMDLIFER" on Xbox LIVE to play with other SMD members.
Neo_frog Posted April 11, 2010 Report Posted April 11, 2010 bruce lee Way Of The Dragon... Chuck spoke about this when he visited us in Iraq. Somebody brought up how he was beaten by Bruce Lee, and he said, "This is true. But I'm still alive." EPIC Quote Need an install? Hit me up.[email protected]Got car audio questions? Check here first!Everything you need to know. =]http://www.stevemeadedesigns.com/board/topic/83029-everything-you-need-to-know/
JBurt09 Posted April 11, 2010 Report Posted April 11, 2010 Chuck Norris once got an erection while walking down Main St in New York........there were no survivors. Quote
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