lowblueranger Posted April 14, 2010 Report Share Posted April 14, 2010 "Here's my car keys" "You don't swallow!" In the famous words of Eazy-E-" I said suck the motherfucker, not bite it!" Alpine INA-W900 Rockford Fosgate Punch 200ix Rockford Fosgate power T1500-1 Sundown SA-10 x2 Focal 6x8's front Rockford Fosgate Power T1682 rear Rockford Fosgate and Stinger Wiring Powermaster D3400, S680 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Colin - STAPUFT Posted April 14, 2010 Report Share Posted April 14, 2010 OK guys just follow these rules and you all should be good. Words used by ladys.....guys dont forget this.....lol (1) Fine: This is the word women use to end an argument when they are right and you need to shut up. (2) Five Minutes: If she is getting dressed, this means a half an hour. Five minutes is only five minutes if you have just been given five more minutes to watch the game before helping around the house. (3) Nothing: This is the calm before the storm. This means something, and you should be on your toes. Arguments that begin with nothing usually end in fine. (4) Go Ahead: This is a dare, not permission. Don't Do It! (5) Loud Sigh: This is actually a word, but is a non-verbal statement often misunderstood by men. A loud sigh means she thinks you are an idiot and wonders why she is wasting her time standing here and arguing with you about nothing. (Refer back to # 3 for the meaning of nothing.) (6) That's Okay: This is one of the most dangerous statements a women can make to a man.. That's okay means she wants to think long and hard before deciding how and when you will pay for your mistake. (7) Thanks: A woman is thanking you, do not question, or faint. Just say you're welcome. (I want to add in a clause here - This is true, unless she says 'Thanks a lot' - that is PURE sarcasm and she is not thanking you at all. DO NOT say 'you're welcome' . that will bring on a 'whatever'). ( Whatever: Is a woman's way of saying F-- YOU! (9) Don't worry about it, I got it: Another dangerous statement, meaning this is something that a woman has told a man to do several times, but is now doing it herself. This will later result in a man asking 'What's wrong?' For the woman's response refer to # 3. This, my good sir, is perfectly executed "female speak" analysis. Bravo to you- but still a curse upon us. LOL! 12 - 12"s in the STAY PUFT 1989 Chevy Astro Build & Comment Log Un-Interrupted Build LogYouTube Channel Chevy Trailblazer 5.1 Dolby Digital DTS Install You have a beard of a mysterious sea captain. I would follow you to hell and back. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Twistedchild420 Posted April 14, 2010 Report Share Posted April 14, 2010 There isn't much you CAN say......a woman can get pissed about anything and/or nothing .....they are all bipolar My POS Bass machine-2003 Hyundai Santa Fe on some shitty 22'sBed Liner Paint Job-Pioneer AVH 3200DVD4 DAD BD series 15's in a 4th Order (Bassheads ENT Design)4 Arc Audio XDI2000.1 for the woofers6 Cadence CVL68MBX 6.5's-Cadence CVL88MBX 8's-6 Cadence XT20 Supertweeters2 Arc Audio KS300.4's for mids and tweets1 Arc Audio ALD 10v Line DriverAll Audiotechnix Power wire1 DC Power 270XP High Output Alternator1 XS Power D3400 up front....6 XS Power D3100's in the rearAir Lift 1000 Bags in rear to help with suspensionIf your still reading this GFY....... Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
FiBTLforlife Posted April 20, 2010 Report Share Posted April 20, 2010 so i cant jizz on your boobs? 2 AQ 10'' HDC3 copper subs 1 3500d AQ amp 146.3db on TL with stock electrical in single cab truck at 32hz RESULT: 1st place at comp, 3rd overall out of 20 cars Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
blackrosetiger Posted April 20, 2010 Report Share Posted April 20, 2010 Here's my credit card. LMAO x2 1998 Plymouth Voyager (daily) Jensen VM9213 H.U. (I Know but I havent had any problems.... yet) 5.25" Factory -> Sound Stream SST5.2 6x9 Hifonics ZXi 693 -> Sound Stream SST6.9 Amp: Class D: Crescendo 3KWP (x2) Class A/B: Crescendo 1000C4 Sub: Almani S-7 10" (x6) Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
SGTSKIP Posted April 20, 2010 Report Share Posted April 20, 2010 When she is in the shower,before leaving to go to work TEXT her... She is in the shower right now, you can come over in about 30 minutes, I'll call you 1st ok Great way to initiate a break-up Does this smell funny to you? Its your sister Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
midnite_bump Posted April 20, 2010 Report Share Posted April 20, 2010 Are you not going to put any make up on? Can you get on top? But try not to block the tv. I gave up being single for this? Turn down my music? Oh helllll no get out the car! (More just a rule of thumb) 1993 Jeep Cherokee Sport Kenwood 5.25" Mids Alpine SPS-500 5.25" Mids 4 awg Rockford Fosgate wiring kit Rockford Fosgate P312D2 Phoenix Gold Tantrum 1200.1 Phoenix Gold Tantrum 600.4 Pioneer DEH-3100UB HU Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
raytard Posted April 20, 2010 Report Share Posted April 20, 2010 so what i really wanna know baby girl is you gon' suck it or not? yo, your cuz is kinda sexy, when is that 3some going down? how many more drinks do you need before you'll agree to you, me, and her at the same time? cuz shes ready to go...just sayin... hey babe, pick me up mcdonalds and some monster, i got one hell of a hangover from last night(especially if you lied about going out...) ^def said all those things before, but like as a joke, so i can play it off if she said no, but if it was a yes I'd be set. she never said yes... (this is how i got the name raytard...im a smart dude, but i'll say the dumbest shit just to get a laugh, or maybe a 3some) Build: http://www.stevemeadedesigns.com/board/ind...hl=avalon+build monster/rockford/kicker/stinger cables, pioneer source, jbl highs/amps, kinetik/shuriken batts, iraggi alt, dei security, dc subs(atleast for now) Team DC Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Gutta Trash Posted April 20, 2010 Report Share Posted April 20, 2010 you see what I gave up for you....(said this to EX WIFE when fine bitch I used to fuck walked by at gas station) On 4/20/2010 at 10:06 PM, 'cc_audio' said: Guys are just like girls, once you've had 18 inches you don't go back. 2004 GMC Yukon XL Pioneer AVH-X4700BS 13 band EQ Sub Amp- (2) PPI 5000BD.1 (2) Re SXX 15's 8 cu. ft. box tuned to 32 Hz (4) 6.5 Bose Mids (2) 1" Bose Tweets (2) 1.5" Bose Tweets (1) JY 80 AH w/ new JY busses (1) Duracell 750 up front Apex Alternators 270 A.C. Delco 160 alternato Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
lem43606 Posted April 20, 2010 Report Share Posted April 20, 2010 its not really a saying but an action.. *Turn on sportscenter while getting head* 2 Fi BTL N2 18s Fully LoadedSundown Audio NS-1Kenwood 845 HU Clarion EQ4 Juicebox 3100sKnu Wire"Big 3"Mechman 270a156.3dBTeam GG. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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