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omnibus

Going to Walmart. Trying to make a street smarts list for survival purposes. So far I got:

step 1: Dress like trailer trash so I blend in without being noticed.

step 2: Walk with a hobble and suck in my cheeks so no one stares at me.

Step 3: Keep my cart in the middle of the isles at all times while ignoring everyone else.

Step 4: Pretend to look at some Boss amps with interest while verbally envying those Kicker comps and hope no one notices me holding back the laughter.

I feel like I'm missing some steps....
- September 23, 2018
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1. twalker182
  
  LOL @ #3
  
  September 25, 2018
  
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2. Ahmed Johnson
  
  Have a credit and cash in case you end up in the self check out aisle with the small hand written note that says CARD only
  
  September 28, 2018
  
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omnibus

Bump, bump, bump. That's the sound of my 15's while they hit'n in my trunk. Bump, bump, bump. We're the Kotton Mouth Kings and we don't give a....
- September 3, 2017
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1. SnowDrifter
  
  Might want to check for bottom out or box flex if they go bump
  
  September 4, 2017
  
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2. omnibus
  
  I'm just going to assume that you're not that much of an idiot nor being serious.
  
  September 4, 2017
  
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3. Ahmed Johnson
  
  mine go, pew pew. pew, pew, pew. The shits dope
  
  September 4, 2017
  
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