omnibus
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Going to Walmart. Trying to make a street smarts list for survival purposes. So far I got:
step 1: Dress like trailer trash so I blend in without being noticed.
step 2: Walk with a hobble and suck in my cheeks so no one stares at me.
Step 3: Keep my cart in the middle of the isles at all times while ignoring everyone else.
Step 4: Pretend to look at some Boss amps with interest while verbally envying those Kicker comps and hope no one notices me holding back the laughter.
I feel like I'm missing some steps....
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Bump, bump, bump. That's the sound of my 15's while they hit'n in my trunk. Bump, bump, bump. We're the Kotton Mouth Kings and we don't give a....