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Hehe, no credit to me. I am not sure who composed this little piece. I found it in a 5 year old email today and suspect it was forwarded from somewhere. Naturally it made me think of this forum.

I need some advice on what could be a life changing decision. Thanks in advance guys, I really don't have anyone else to turn to. Even though I've given her everything, I've suspected for some time now that my wife has been having an affair, and I don't know what to do about it. The usual signs. Phone rings, I answer, someone hangs up. She started going out 'with the girls' a lot recently although when I ask which girls it is always "Just some friends from work, you don't know them". I always look out for her taxi coming home but she always walks down the drive although I can hear a car setting off. As if she has got out of the car round the corner. Why? Is it not a taxi? I recently picked her mobile up just to see what time it was and she went beserk and got very upset that I should never touch her phone again and why was I checking up on her. Anyway, I have never approached the subject with her. I think deep down I just didn't want to know the truth but last night she went out again and I decided to check on her. I decided I was going to hide behind the car which would give me a view of the whole street so I could see which car she gets out of. It was while crouched behind the '84 944 that I noticed rust around my rear wheel arch, up near the window, just a little bit of rust. Should I take it into a body repair shop or should I buy some stuff from the local auto shop and try to repair it myself. Any tips sure would be appreciated!

You will have to post the price so we can learn how much you overpayed shopping retail.

Lovin the hardwood floors in the back haha. I wonder if they have to mop that thing.

You going to lug your $2000 SLR around at a rock concert all day in the hot sun with thousands of drunk people staggering around. Even the pros have a point and shoot backup on them at all times. Don't hate.

Ahem: http://www.newegg.ca/ Canadian version of the site. No bullshit fees at all. I buy stuff from Canada all the time and it shows up from UPS in a few days. Not a big deal.

Weird, I didn't know Super was good for audio I use it for video only. For audio I use dBpoweramp, which isn't free like Super but is found pirated easily.

OH yeah, I forget to recommend you check cnet.com for their reviews.

Here is a nice on. Canon is probably the best for what you are using it for. Those cameras are amazing. Anyhow, if you look closely at this sale: http://www.newegg.com/Product/Product.aspx?Item=N82E16830120395 You see at the bottom left is bundles and it says in green "Free with purchase!" 8 gig card and case so make sure and click that and buy that deal because its $149.99 + free + $3 shipping so you're at $152.98 if you can handle that

I am a troll but I am also armed with a serious answer. I think this is the 4th time I'm posting this on here but it doesn't change. newegg.com Go there and find a deal on a package. You can get the best price plus they throw in little things like cases and other packages of stuff you might need. Afterall, it isn't just the camera you need.. you need memory for it and all the other goodies. If you want to try something out just go to Best Buy and fiddle with it there but DON'T buy a camera RETAIL unless it's like something super high end and you can get a good price.

I'd be more worried about getting it off my CarFax than my carpet.

In mother russia...

I don't get it. He said he got hacked now?

What exactly am I watching here? I don't get it. Also it seems really lagged for some reason.

What brings you to the droopy dick?

Thanks for getting a joke and enjoying it. Seriously, lately everyone on here is like "don't joke, that's negative and ignorant!" I say, bust balls and joke constantly. It's a web forum people, relax. I still want to know what those razors are for!

I suspect OP is going to shave all the air off his body in order to have a more sensitive skin in which to gauge the bass.

Ok, I'll bite. The razors are for what now?

I'm broke too, but it was on sale on Amazon for $30 so I couldn't resist. It isn't that great though. It's not that it's bad, but it's like the only game I play that I eventually ask my friends "were we done yet?" because you get burned out on it.

Yeah, I hear you on the gears. You get rusty if you don't play. I hear it is double XP though and the Horde waves are all tickers right now hehe. I'm going to probably be playing some Blur, Defense Grid (suuper addicting for $5) and maybe some Gears 2.

Haha, well it must be popular because think of all the porn possibilities on the internet and I just googled the words 'cock' and 'south' and it came up with the top 3 being Gamecock websites. That is some powerful fanbase right there! Anyhow, I couldn't find proof of this phenomenon but I know it's from the deep south like GA or MS.

I'm not a fan but I hear that men down south say "let's go look for some cock" when they actually mean they want to go out to the bar looking for women. That is somethin else.

Uh, have you never had Apple Jacks? LOL. As soon as milk comes into contact with them they sog. Instantly. If you EVER had a crunchy bite it was only because there were dry ones ontop.

Or stoned. I saw it and read Should Die At Bacon... which is basically says if you share that D. That made zero sense to me at first.

I know this is a stupid question, but I'm assuming it doesn't have a CD drive.. . so you can't burn? I mean, if it did I would consider having it be my only PC.