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The dude that made that video is talented. lol I saw it a couple of years ago on entensity.net(VERYYYY NSFW SITE)and it still cracks me up.. lol god i feel dirty saying this but homegirl(Julianna Rose Mauriello) isnt jailbait anymore Shes 19 lol Gymnast FTMFW. lol

:rofl: ...i already do... :rofl:

i once went to pick up wifey with make up on my neck that was made to look like a hickey. needless to say she teared up and wanted to slap me... until i licked my finger an wiped most of the "hickey" away. lol

well see a zombie is already dead... More then likely the heart IS NOT beating which means the blood will coagulate. The zombie will eventually fall apart but they will feed until then. Most zombies have some kind of wounds where someone tried to attack them anyway so more then likely the zombies will have bled out and not have blood flowing through their veins anyway.

lmfao that would be epic. LOL. i have two machetes in my closet from a camping trip a couple of years ago. My wife tried to get me to put them in the garage and i said "what if zombies make there way in and i cant get to the .45 in time?" She laughed and thought i was joking... lol I may have the Llama, but nothing beats taking a whole head in one swing. lol

lol all you need to know how to do is fuck em good. you dont need to speak to em. I used to fuck around with one chick who all we did was fuck. we met through her cousin. we translated through her and shortly after just started makin out... from then on it was just sex. We could talk to each other. We just smiled and kissed. lol. Granted it only lasted like two weeks but still. lol. Meh i think she was married anyway lol But yeah dude. There are different dialects and shit and that shit is hardcore confusing because i was taught english first and spanish is constructed ASS backwards. lol

i'll have to check it out son! And yeah i'll give Almost anything zombie related a try. Subscribed(such a weird thread to subscribe to lol) Well see there in lies the problem... It always STARTS in small towns and work their way out. And zombie probably would not freeze. A human might die and freeze. BUT with a zombie there is no stopping. Internal organs? NO PROBLEM! they dont work! Will power is the only thing driving a zombie to eat. The instinct to hunt. but thats it. The heart MAY beat but there is no functionality. A zombie bleeds out? In order for someone to freeze they would eventually stop moving then freeze. Zombies dont stop movin unless you get that brain...

but you gotta remember there are ignorant people in the states too. When i i used to work at Academy i used to always have people come in who spoke to me in spanish. Now while i understand the language. I cant construct a sentence in it. I would constantly hear people ask why i didnt speak spanish. Asked if i was hispanic. Yeah but i never learned it. Then i would hear those same people saying how much of a joke i was to mexicans. I would hear people tell me to learn spanish because mexicans are taking over the states anyway. My response was always I may not be able to speak to you but i can unserstand you. I live in Tx. Last time i checked, Tx was in AMERICA. Some dude took offense once and i literally got written up for not being able to communicate with the customer correctly. :|

LMFAO WE ARE!!!!! All of the remakes were pretty good. They werent great but they werent bad either. Now these newer movies that were never made to begin with and are just an extension of the zombie idea suck! Diary of the dead i bought because it WAS romero... Worst piece of shit ever! The only reason why i didnt watch survival was because i knew it followed characters from the first piece of shit lol.

LMFAO @ cranberries song. lol The thing about zombies running fast is that they dont fit the usual zombie persona. You have a regular zombie who has no problem with stamina because they are not running. They dont get tired. They could walk until their feet fell off... These running zombies got to be getting that breathe from somewhere. Im jussayin... There is no such thing as a zombie doing Parkour(freerunning).

meh. Running zombies FTMFL. And the dead weren't coming back to life. You cant have a zombie that can die from being shot in the chest. Movie was whack lol.

I bought the zombie survival guide sometime back and cannot express to you enough how ready i am for a zombie apocalypse. I own just about every Zombie movie known to man. and play every zombie game there is lol. Everything from zombies ate my neighbors to dead rising to left4dead(1&2) When my sister introduced me to her boyfriend she said "this is my brother. He's obsessed with zombies. lol

You know i try to be a proud latin american(born and raised in HOUSTON but don't even speak a lick of spanish lol), BUT, shit like this is pretty fucked up. The part that gets me is because i was born here i am an american first, and disagree with alot of the "RIGHTS" that the illegal immigrants DEMAND. GTFO of here. What rights do any of those fucktards have in a country they don't belong to? It's shit like this that makes me ashamed to say I'm latino.

oh wow.... what parallel universe are you from?

lol yeah google does soemthing like this every year. lol :clapping:

at first i was like fuck man another one.... then i ROFLed lol me and wifey had to vow not to prank each other this year. A few years back i was picking her up and had my sister throw some makeup on my neck to make it look like a hickey. I threw a shirt over my neck and she knew something was up... The tears in her eyes when she saw it... I laughed licked my finger and WIPED the hickey away and she was like WTF? I told her and she slapped me lol. The following year she told me some guy at her school had kissed her and she didnt fight him off. I got pissed hung up and was on my way to her college. She kept calling me and i was speeding the whole way. when i got there she told me it was an april fools joke. OH MAN i was pissed. lol We always do stupid shit like that lol.

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you can kinda still hear it when she starts singing.. Shes kinda hot as well but she looks like she would sound like a gerbil if you were fucking her.

i vote more pix of DAT ASS! lol nothing xrated but MORE! lol damnit im gonna have to hit up chode for access to 18+ if those pics end up there lol

Fucking EPIC! JACOB! hurry up and get some d4 12s in!!! lol I'm getting a woody thinking about these! lol

uhhh maybe publicity or like a viral video trend but i dont think it was to cash in on anything.

FUCKING ROFL! lol

I agree with some of these things. But at the same time you're talking about Modern times. Where a person who may have been dealt with comes back with a GUN. Think back to American History X. While that was a movie the ending is ALL too real. You say these "KIDS" deserve leeway because after all they are just kids. These days however, kids are no longer kids. All of these "KIDS" are 16 and older. Some Adults by law. Stalking? I mean come on! if someone so much as shows up to your house unwanted these days a person can get a restraining order lol. True the girl may have had some psychological problems but we are not talking about middle school NA-NA-NA-boo-boo picking on. We are talkin harrasment. Borderline assault. STATUTORY RAPE! ALL grown up problems. These kids KNEW between right an wrong.

If my boy twisted is giving out the best hand jobs in town.... Im not going to that town lol. ill be on the county line wavin at y'all.