Bakerman

"And judgment is turned away backward, and justice standeth afar off: for VERITY is fallen in the street, and EQUITY cannot enter."_Isaiah59:14_

If you can smell it, you can taste it. Always give it a few minutes before walking into a bathroom immediately after someone.

I guess im just a coat on the hanger...

Got my taxes filed today...can't wait, even though its all gone as soon as I get it.

Dear Alarm Clock, I dont wanna!!!!!!!!!!

Drop your coat nd touch your toes...im gonna show you where the wild goose goes. Baby, im gonna butta yo biscuit!

Say what you want about me...either way, youre still thinking about me.

Peace through pain is precious, especially when its done by you...

Most of the world think americans are stupid, but yet we have one of the most unique and difficult dialects in the world...

Its been a helter skelter romance from the start...

Smile upon my face like everything's okay...

Im giving you my nest, why does he get the best of you?

Got my w-2...lets see if i can get started on these taxes before i go to bed.

Time flies by...but i can keep up...

type your name:Baker type your name with your elbow:bakeedrrf type your name with your eyes closed: Baker type your name with your nose:baqkier type your name with your chin:bbker slam your face on the keyboard: vnj, Copy this status, delete my answers, and see how you do!! (hahaha that was kinda fun :-))

So, thinking about a house, but I want a big garage...expensive. Why not just buy one of the huge steel buildings for about $30k, and use the other money that would be spent on the house to make half of the building into a two level house? Street side would be living area, and backside would be garage area.

I am really falling off the deep end here. So, I'm in the shower, when I notice on the shampoo bottle it reads "Please Recycle. By shortening your shower by 2 minutes, you can save up to 40gal/week" For some reason I become infuriated and start arguing in the shower about how I pay my water bill, and I can take a shower for as long as I please.

Spaghetti for supper. Anyone want to join?

If its important to you, then you will find a way...if not, you will find an excuse.

Another tat idea. Bold black letters "MATTHEW 5:9" with a thin blue line through the lettering.

Fixed a big dinner...but im home alone. Funny, cuz now im not even hungry.

If life gives you Melons...you may be dyslexic

The only thing broken is your mamas chromosome count.

In reality, we are already as good as dead. When you come to terms with this, you will be able to act without fear or remorse.

What would you do for that one moment of happiness...