NolanBaker
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So this DeLorean tried to race me this morning...I think it was a tie, once we hit 88 he disappeared.Is time travel cheating?
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I don't have a microwave oven, but I do have a clock that occasionally cooks shit.<3
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that was in fact mitch hedberg
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that was in fact mitch hedberg
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Good to know he hasn't been forgotten!
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Colt 45 and two Zig Zags, baby that's all i ...huh what? Oh yeah no i got the OU Outreach proposal printing now.I gotta stop mumbling songs to myself at work...
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Victoria Secret fashion show? Shit i'm playing skyrim...
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Dear assholes,I already hate mornings, please don't make the commute any more painful by adding a five car pileup at the worst intersection possible, yeah?Sincerely,Seriously this is like the third time. I just want to get to work.
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Apparently it's not socially acceptable to blast rock lobster on the way to work... Yeah fuck that. ROCK LOBSTER!
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The other side think just like me in a way, they just don't want to be like me in a way, so i guess they're just like me in a way. So when you're throwing it all away and you're thinking about battling it up, just remember one thing-who's being played, who's being played. Yo, binary's the culprit, binary existence. It's your choice, you wanna live in the middle, i'd say that's the wiser choice
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What to do on the apocalypse... Drink tea and watch Harry Potter? Yeah that sounds about right
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Wooow, got the drop on ol' Reggie, caught those full in the face. Those were guns Reggie be dead.