Mr. Darkjustice

you shouldve saw the look on his face. he started freakin out and jumps clear across the room to turn off the monitor

i do my best

so yea my buddy lets his 3 yr old daughter browse youtube for kid shows, and he walks in on her watching this. enjoy

LMAO you look exactly like my boy Dom and i mean exactly like him. wouldnt happen to be german would you? lol anyhow he just had his 24th bday friday. and all night i fed him 5 pitchers 5 shots a long island and 2 rum and cokes. made his ass puke 3 times

ooo post said video

come on man gotta step yo game up to Four Locos

the most ive ever dranked is 8 shots of bacardi superior in a beer bong x2, finished that 5th, and drank half a 5th of smirnoff vodka over a 3 hour period. didnt puke or nothing. then i found out doin the liquor in a beerbong can stop your heart. aside from that i rarely push my limit cause i generally work the next day and im a lazy recoverer lol

which brings us to our next topic of discussion. what would be worse finding out the chick you took home has a penis? or finding out hers is bigger?

what would be epic is findin out it was really one person. Rosie O Donnel maybe? lol

well i never said i had anything against lesbians or gay people in general. just never understood stop dating guys to start dating women that look and act like them.

but think about it a butch lesbo with big boobs and a strap on = a fat guy with average boobs and a longer middle finger/real penis combo

WTF is up with these hot ass women dating these butched out wannabe men women. idk it just doesnt make sense to me. reason i thought about this is cause 2 lesbians came into my job. the one chick was leghumpable and the other one looked like baby D from next friday with just a bigger mustache

i take it you like to give brain?

ill say this. lucy lawless blonde and naked. oh and the story and fight scenes are pretty kick ass

ive ran into this same problem. i ordered over 1600 bucks worth of crap from dell. i even had it set up for a sig. first the delayed the order 2 months, and then one day it said the order still hadnt left them. and i go outside and all the shit is sitting outside and half of it was missing. i wasnt very happy

holy hell IT looks like Michael Jackson and Ru Paul had butt sects and one of them managed to get pregnant

it would only make sense that his songs beat

FINE im goin huntin for noobs to humiliate on camera. at the end of the vids ill yell out "YOU JUST GOT FUNKY PUP'D"

actually before i showed him i was goin to say i was runnin 2 sony xplod 12s from walmart, but the seats were up

WOOT! the few...the proud..... the cool story tellers

so me and my buddy decide to go to the fleamarket so he could buy some subs. he didnt want anything extreme or nothin. well when we got there he reminded me i never gave him a demo of the DCs. so i play White House by Rick Ross for him. while were getting out i notice a suv and a car nearby decided to play them too. so me bein me i went to see what they had. one guy was in an older yukon with the doors that opened to the sides. he had one crazy ass setup. he had 12 10in hifonics brutus subs. 4 were facing the doors floating dead center of the back. then a foot behind that was 8 more sitting at the top and and bottom of the truck inverted.distorion was so bad it actually made my eyes water 3 cars away. the other guy was in a 90 somethin Grand AM with 2 fusion 15s with what looked like a prefab for 12s that was cut to fit 15s with a shit ton of tools inside the trunk and hes just braggin on and on about how loud his was cause of the rattle so i ended up showing him my set up. and he sees it and goes 'yea ive seen them all over the internet, but i think they are shitty subs, do they hit hard?' so i play it for him and the look on his face was priceless he didnt say shit for like 2 minutes and hes like thats not that loud so he sticks his head in the door and he fucked up his hair . then he says 'yea its loud but i would be louder than that if i was running my 2nd 1500watt lanzar' and at that point i just walked away. good times lol

did your hear? bush really did find wmds in iraq. he found prototypes for funky dogs

it doesnt fire funky pups though

ok ill start over. the other night i had 1/4 of a tank. so i say hey why not be a cheap ass and fill it up. so i go to pump it and 3 seconds into it the trigger clicks and gas spurts out. it does this consistently from start to finish regardless of how much is in the tank and how hard or soft i pull the trigger. the reason i posted was to see if there was somethin i might be able to do without takin it to the shop given i dont have the time or place to store my subs atm cause im sure them bein in my car would void my warrenty. oh and i monitor my gas amount based on how many miles to E i have. i dont know if that changes anything or not.

walmart sells roadmaster HU for like 30 or 40 bucks. its a bone stock version of an after market HU