finkster Posted November 3, 2011 Report Share Posted November 3, 2011 Did you hear about the Jewish pedophile? He went around asking little boys to buy candy. DAT 4125------>RE XXX comps active Eclipse cd7000 I serve drunks for a living Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Bigsix Posted November 3, 2011 Report Share Posted November 3, 2011 A priest and a rabbi are walking together down they street when they both see a young boy walking towards them... the priest says " Hey rabbi, lets f--k him"... The Rabbi replies " OK, but outta what?" 1999 Lincoln Town Car-(build underway) - (2) SA15s, 4th order, DAT 2500.1, O2 mids n highs, 250a alt, HC 2400, Big 3.... 1994 Pontiac T/A for speeding tickets.- - Currently on jack stands, wanting to be a real race car "Your local forecast, all the ladies in the metro area should expect to see 8 inches tonight" - The Todd Decaf, on 01 November 2011 - 02:38 PM, said: i provide the ammo for destruction, the trigger finger is connected to the volume knob tho URBAN GORILLA AUDIO Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Bigsix Posted November 3, 2011 Report Share Posted November 3, 2011 2 old friends are sitting on the porch having a beer...the one friend notices that his dog is licking his own balls and says "man I wish I could do that!" His buddy looks over and says " yup...me too, Im just afraid your dog will bite me". 1999 Lincoln Town Car-(build underway) - (2) SA15s, 4th order, DAT 2500.1, O2 mids n highs, 250a alt, HC 2400, Big 3.... 1994 Pontiac T/A for speeding tickets.- - Currently on jack stands, wanting to be a real race car "Your local forecast, all the ladies in the metro area should expect to see 8 inches tonight" - The Todd Decaf, on 01 November 2011 - 02:38 PM, said: i provide the ammo for destruction, the trigger finger is connected to the volume knob tho URBAN GORILLA AUDIO Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Bigsix Posted November 3, 2011 Report Share Posted November 3, 2011 Whats black and blue, 3 feet tall, and give me head? Your kid. Daddy, whats a bj? shut up and keep sucking. What is red and white, runs in circles and screams bloody murder? A baby with forks in its eyes. Whats lifeless, purple and smells bad? ^^ Same baby 6 months later^^ 1999 Lincoln Town Car-(build underway) - (2) SA15s, 4th order, DAT 2500.1, O2 mids n highs, 250a alt, HC 2400, Big 3.... 1994 Pontiac T/A for speeding tickets.- - Currently on jack stands, wanting to be a real race car "Your local forecast, all the ladies in the metro area should expect to see 8 inches tonight" - The Todd Decaf, on 01 November 2011 - 02:38 PM, said: i provide the ammo for destruction, the trigger finger is connected to the volume knob tho URBAN GORILLA AUDIO Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Bigsix Posted November 3, 2011 Report Share Posted November 3, 2011 Whats the difference between a truck load of babies and a truck load of bowling balls? -You can unload a truck load of babies with a pitch fork. 1999 Lincoln Town Car-(build underway) - (2) SA15s, 4th order, DAT 2500.1, O2 mids n highs, 250a alt, HC 2400, Big 3.... 1994 Pontiac T/A for speeding tickets.- - Currently on jack stands, wanting to be a real race car "Your local forecast, all the ladies in the metro area should expect to see 8 inches tonight" - The Todd Decaf, on 01 November 2011 - 02:38 PM, said: i provide the ammo for destruction, the trigger finger is connected to the volume knob tho URBAN GORILLA AUDIO Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
fritosaregood Posted November 3, 2011 Report Share Posted November 3, 2011 ahh, baby jokes, Whats worse than a baby flying through the air? Stopping it with a shovel. seller feedback: http://www.stevemeadedesigns.com/board/ind...showtopic=61719 http://www.stevemeadedesigns.com/board/ind...showtopic=68281 build log: http://www.stevemeadedesigns.com/board/index.php?showtopic=44800 Gf's build: http://www.stevemeadedesigns.com/board/topic/54346-kickergirls-camaro-new-box-pg-5/#entry753970 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
techforce Posted November 3, 2011 Report Share Posted November 3, 2011 two pedophiles were walking down the road talking and the one said "Jim... did you see the new neighbors little girl?? She has to be about 10 years old..." The other pedo said in disgust... "Tom, that is just plain dam sick..." The other replied back... "No, I swear... she did not look a day over 6!" Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
techforce Posted November 3, 2011 Report Share Posted November 3, 2011 How do you drown a blond? Put a scratch and sniff sticker at the bottom of a toilet.... Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
techforce Posted November 3, 2011 Report Share Posted November 3, 2011 This hot intelligent well educated blonde was driving down the road in her BMW when she came across a stupid blonde running around in a grassy field acting like she is swimming... Being totally disgusted with the dumb blondes stupid actions, she hastily rolled down her window and yelled "You know it's dumb ass blondes like you that give us blondes a bad name... If I could swim I would come over there and kick your ass..." Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
miniSPLlancer Posted November 3, 2011 Report Share Posted November 3, 2011 A man is on th beach looking around and finds a genie bottle. So he decides to rub it until the genie appears. Genie says 'you have unlocked me from my bottle and I will grant you 3 wishes with the condition if you are married then your wife get 2x what you ask for, agreed?' The man speaks and says 'but I am in the middle of a divorce, she's taking 1/2 of what I own now!' Genie says 'these are my condition, yes or no?' The man says yes and the genie ask for his first wish. The man says I would like $100 billion The genie grants him his wish and reminds the man that his wife will get $200 billion. For the mans second wish he ask for a huge island all to himself. The genie reminds the man that his wife will get 2 huge islands all to herself. The genie then ask the man for his final wish, the man thinks for a moment and says 'I want you to beat me half to death' 2011 Mitsubishi OutlanderSony 712 Soundqubed HDS208 Alpine MRV-M500 Transmission line enclosure Soundqubed wiring Knu rca XS Power battery CNF terminals Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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