meatwhistle Posted June 14, 2006 Report Share Posted June 14, 2006 Women Drivers This morning on the Interstate, I looked over to my left and there was a woman in a brand new Cadillac doing 65 mph with her face up next to her rear view mirror putting on her eyeliner. I looked away for a couple seconds and when I looked back she was halfway over in my lane, still working on that makeup. As a man, I don't scare easily. But she scared me so much; I dropped my electric shaver, which knocked the donut out of my other hand. In all the confusion of trying to straighten out the car using my knees against the steering wheel, it knocked my cell phone away from my ear which fell into the coffee between my legs, splashed, and burned Big Jim and the Twins, ruined the damn phone, soaked my trousers, and disconnected an important call. Damn women drivers Quote Chris Hansen refers to me as the one that got awayhttp://www.internetisseriousbusiness.com/ Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
booxixluvxu Posted June 14, 2006 Report Share Posted June 14, 2006 : Quote I am always one the outskirts watching, someday I will be in the show.......... Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
*1LOWSUV* Posted June 14, 2006 Report Share Posted June 14, 2006 Niiiice! Quote [email protected] Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
michigancapri92 Posted August 29, 2011 Report Share Posted August 29, 2011 this was funny ... old bump :-) Quote Teamcapri.comThe TeamCapri 1992 Mercury Capri XR22012 FORD EDGE SQ BUILDOld build logMy FeedBack1992 Mercury capri XR2 Hyper LED Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
MrSkippyJ Posted August 29, 2011 Report Share Posted August 29, 2011 Notice how the man never left his lane till the woman ran him out of it trying to do 2 thongs at once. Quote F150: Stock 2019 Harley Road Glide: Amp: TM400Xad - 4 channel 400 watt Processor: DSR1 Fairing (Front) 6.5s -MMats PA601cx Lid (Rear) 6x9s - TMS69 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
michigancapri92 Posted August 29, 2011 Report Share Posted August 29, 2011 (edited) doing two thongs ? i thought you only needed one ... if you need two thongs ... your doing it wrong Edited August 29, 2011 by michigancapri92 Quote Teamcapri.comThe TeamCapri 1992 Mercury Capri XR22012 FORD EDGE SQ BUILDOld build logMy FeedBack1992 Mercury capri XR2 Hyper LED Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
MrSkippyJ Posted August 29, 2011 Report Share Posted August 29, 2011 lol, phucking iPhone. THINGS!! Quote F150: Stock 2019 Harley Road Glide: Amp: TM400Xad - 4 channel 400 watt Processor: DSR1 Fairing (Front) 6.5s -MMats PA601cx Lid (Rear) 6x9s - TMS69 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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