Chode69 Posted January 19, 2007 Report Share Posted January 19, 2007 Recently, a routine police patrol parked outside the North Star bar in Rochester, Minnesota. After last call, the Officer noticed a man leaving the bar so intoxicated that he could barely walk. The man stumbled around the parking lot for a few minutes, with the officer quietly observing. After what seemed an eternity in which he tried his keys on five different vehicles, the man managed to find his car and fall into it. He sat there for a few minutes as a number of other patrons left the bar and drove off. Finally, he started the car, switched the wipers on and off. It was a fine dry summer night -- flicked the blinkers on and off a couple of times, honked the horn and then switched on the lights. He moved the vehicle forward a few inches, reversed a little and then remained still for a few more minutes as some more of the other patrons vehicles left. At last, when his was the only car left int the parking lot, he pulled out and drove slowly down the road. The Police Officer, having waited patiently all this time, now started up his patrol car, put on the flashing lights, and promptly pulled the man over and administered a Breathalyzer test. To his amazement, the Breathalyzer indicated no evidence that the man had consumed any alcohol at all. Dumbfounded, the Officer said, "I'll have to ask you to accompany me to the police station. This Breathalyzer equipment must be broken."I doubt it," said the truly proud Minnesotan. "Tonight I'm the designated decoy." Quote NoFearX18 said: Nick will bang just about anything.....LMAO....pun intended On 4/13/2010 at 9:51 AM, meade916 said: i was like DAMN, Chode is hardcore! he makes james look like a friendly person LOL! trainman0978 said: I dont know who is worse with the buttholes Chode or Big P... Team Deadly Hertz / Team DC Audio / Team XS Power 2010 DC AUDIO MEMBER OF THE YEAR!!! DuckretaryFEAR THE DUCK Durangho Chodes Blowthrough Build Youtube vids Muh Wife Need DC Audio? Hit me up for pricing!!! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
scratchy Posted January 20, 2007 Report Share Posted January 20, 2007 hahaha reminds me of one time me and my buddies went on a piss up. Next morning at his house we found our one friends car parked on the lawn, car idling, wipers on, hazards on and the passenger door open Quote then im rambo bitch Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Amalan Posted January 21, 2007 Report Share Posted January 21, 2007 lol me and my friends took my friends car while he was sleeping and put it in the neighbors lawn. me and about 8 guys picked up like a 84 tercel or something it was super light so we picked up the car and moved it into the neighbors lawn/front door then left. He was so mad the next day kept apologizing to the neighbors and came to us the next day and was like damn guys i was so drunk last night youll never guess what i did... Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Chode69 Posted January 21, 2007 Author Report Share Posted January 21, 2007 BWAHAHAHAHA....we used to move peoples cars in our highschool parking lot...we woudl move it farther out or take up liek 3 spaces with it...good times good times Quote NoFearX18 said: Nick will bang just about anything.....LMAO....pun intended On 4/13/2010 at 9:51 AM, meade916 said: i was like DAMN, Chode is hardcore! he makes james look like a friendly person LOL! trainman0978 said: I dont know who is worse with the buttholes Chode or Big P... Team Deadly Hertz / Team DC Audio / Team XS Power 2010 DC AUDIO MEMBER OF THE YEAR!!! DuckretaryFEAR THE DUCK Durangho Chodes Blowthrough Build Youtube vids Muh Wife Need DC Audio? Hit me up for pricing!!! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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