Dale Posted July 23, 2007 Report Share Posted July 23, 2007 JOKE: you don't suppose that the inventor of the vibrator heard a voice that said: **(whisper)** IF YOU BUILD IT....THEY WILL COME!! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
NordicDude Posted July 23, 2007 Report Share Posted July 23, 2007 Do you know what the lesbian vampire said to the other? See you in 28 days Hertz - Pioneer - Zealum Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Eddy722 Posted July 23, 2007 Report Share Posted July 23, 2007 TEACHER: Max, use "defeat," "defense" and "detail" in a sentence. MAX: The rabbit cut across the field, and defeat went over defense before detail. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Chris Posted July 25, 2007 Report Share Posted July 25, 2007 An 85-year-old man visits his doctor to get a sperm count. The geezer’s given a jar and told to bring back a sample. The next day he returns to the doctor’s office with an empty jar. “What happened?” says the doc. “Well,” the old man starts, “I asked my wife for help. She tried with her right hand, then her left—nothing. Then she tried her mouth, first with the teeth in, then with the teeth out, still nothing. We even called in Arlene, the lady next door, but still nothing.” The doctor bursts out, “You asked your neighbor?” “Yep. No matter what we tried, we couldn’t get that damn jar open.” 4 15" FI Q D2's in 12 cubes tuned to 32hz 1- T1000.1bd's 3 Maxx 29 deep cycles 4 runs of 1/0 gauge -Big 3 -Trunk sealed off from the cabin Custom 15.8 dual-volt switching MLA module All in a CAR. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
CynicLos Posted July 25, 2007 Report Share Posted July 25, 2007 @ " couldn’t get that damn jar open. " '02 Jetta (1) Fi Btl 18 Inch Sub Big box FTW! Installed the HU.. finally... Look for a H.O. Alt yea... it bangs.. but still need some few things Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
lovellsz Posted July 25, 2007 Report Share Posted July 25, 2007 I hope to come back to you some good jokes in a couple months. RF Punch 40x2RF Punch 100x2RF Punch 200x2RF Punch 200x2RF Punch 400x4JL Audio 10W7-3"but its only a 200 watt amp tho" Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Chode69 Posted August 2, 2007 Report Share Posted August 2, 2007 This is what we have been waiting for...the true answers to those five questions that were bugging you: Q1. WHAT ARE THE SMALL BUMPS AROUND A WOMAN'S NIPPLES FOR? A: It's Braille for 'suck here'. Q2. WHAT IS AN AUSTRALIAN KISS? A: It's the same as a French kiss, only 'down under.' Q3. WHAT DO YOU DO WITH 365 USED CONDOMS? A: Melt them down, make a tire, and call it a Goodyear. Q4. WHY ARE HURRICANES NORMALLY NAMED AFTER WOMEN? A: Because, when they come, they're wild and wet. But when they go, they take your house and car with them. Q5. WHY DO GIRLS RUB THEIR EYES WHEN THEY GET UP IN THE MORNING? A: Because they don't have any balls to scratch. Now, you know everything you need to know. NoFearX18 said: Nick will bang just about anything.....LMAO....pun intended On 4/13/2010 at 9:51 AM, meade916 said: i was like DAMN, Chode is hardcore! he makes james look like a friendly person LOL! trainman0978 said: I dont know who is worse with the buttholes Chode or Big P... Team Deadly Hertz / Team DC Audio / Team XS Power 2010 DC AUDIO MEMBER OF THE YEAR!!! DuckretaryFEAR THE DUCK Durangho Chodes Blowthrough Build Youtube vids Muh Wife Need DC Audio? Hit me up for pricing!!! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Chris Posted August 2, 2007 Report Share Posted August 2, 2007 LOL @ # 5. It's teh truth! 4 15" FI Q D2's in 12 cubes tuned to 32hz 1- T1000.1bd's 3 Maxx 29 deep cycles 4 runs of 1/0 gauge -Big 3 -Trunk sealed off from the cabin Custom 15.8 dual-volt switching MLA module All in a CAR. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Chode69 Posted August 3, 2007 Report Share Posted August 3, 2007 HAHAAH that jar joke got me larfin pretty good...and hellz yea to #5 its TEH truf and i LOVE it NoFearX18 said: Nick will bang just about anything.....LMAO....pun intended On 4/13/2010 at 9:51 AM, meade916 said: i was like DAMN, Chode is hardcore! he makes james look like a friendly person LOL! trainman0978 said: I dont know who is worse with the buttholes Chode or Big P... Team Deadly Hertz / Team DC Audio / Team XS Power 2010 DC AUDIO MEMBER OF THE YEAR!!! DuckretaryFEAR THE DUCK Durangho Chodes Blowthrough Build Youtube vids Muh Wife Need DC Audio? Hit me up for pricing!!! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
MickyMcD Posted August 4, 2007 Report Share Posted August 4, 2007 This truckie is driving along, powering his way up the crest of a hill. He takes the road with caution, and on his way down, he spots a man and a woman having sex in the middle of the road futher down. He honks the horn, trying to get them to move. The man just rears his head back and yells out. The truckie, realising that if he doesn't take action he's going to run over them, swerves into the ditch by the side of the road and slams on the brakes. After several baited seconds of out of control sliding, the truckie gets out of the rig and marches over to the couple. When he reaches them, he is livid. "WHAT THE HELL ARE YOU TWO DOING? I'VE GOT 60 TONNES BEHIND ME THAT DON"T STOP FOR A COUPLE OF HORNY NYMPHO'S F$@%ING ON THE ROAD!". The guy gets up, wipes himself off and looks the truckie in the eye. "Look mate. You were coming, I was coming and she was coming. You are the only one with the brakes." Lame, I know. But meh. Cheers, Mick Work;DiGiCo D1 Live / MIDAS Heratige 1000 / MIDAS VeniceMeyer Sound CQ-1's, CQ-2's, PSW-2'sRAMSA Monitor AmplifiersP.Audio MonitorsBSS OMNIDRIVE and SoundwebDBX 231 and Klark Teknik DN360 EQ'sRCF TT22ARCF ART320 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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