Ex Girlfriend(I challenge you to top this one)

[Alexdb7]

So i went out with this girl in the beginning of the year, she was hot and a good lay, nothing more than that. the third day im going out with her were laying in her bed and she tells me shes pregnant with her x boyfriends kid. what am i suppose to say? she told me she didnt want to tell me but things started going so fast between us that she had to tell me. ive only known her a few days she seems really nice, i stay with her (not my kid). so a few weeks later a got a call from this ex boyfriend and he tells me how he came home from college and she fooled around with him. i break up with her, im not going to deal with this crap. and she spends hours convincing me that he made it all up. so i give her a second chance. she calls me at night and starts to tell me that shes going to the hospital she thinks she had a miscarriage. (lucky me) she dumps me a few more weeks later after all we did was have sex for a month straight 3 or more times a day...she was a freak for sure. i get out of that mess for good and never look back. in the mean time shes been with 2 of my friends and ive talked to one of her friends that told me there was at least 30 guys that she knows of...its probably around 50. luckily im std free...i think so... she happened to call me the other night crying. i hung up. SHE CALLS MY NEW GIRLFRIEND WHO HATES HER, and tells her she was on a date at the movie theatre and her date went to go get some popcorn...AND NEVER CAME BACK! KARMAS A BITCH! ill call her later and keep you guys updated with what she could have possibly done to make him run away...top this one guys. id like to hear it.

[Alexdb7]

damit...i called her and she freaked out and wouldnt tell me why. BUT HE LEFT BEFORE THE MOVIE EVEN STARTED!

[fritosaregood]

i had a gf that i was with for about a month, had sex(my first time, yay me), next month. she says she is prego, i say well damn. for the next 5 months funny stuff happens. 1 month in to the pregnancy she tells me she is having a girl, her eatin certain foods makes the baby kick her all the time (after 1 month haha), few days later...she had a miscarriage. Im happy with that, a month later she says she lied. she is still pregnant, but her dad made her tell me that for some reason. another month goes by. guess wat, im goin into labor. really( 3 months in.. ok)

next few days. so where is this baby. she tells me it died a little after birth. go figure. another month. guess wat.. she tells me she had to lie again. the baby is alive and she put it up for adoption and she doenst wanna say anythin else. she gives me pics of her as a baby and tries to pass them off as the new baby, how do i know it was here. well they wore old pics, and her name and age was written on the back of the pics, marked out and then the new baby's name and age was wrote on the back.

to make it shorter we break up,

the she gets with one of my friends. a few months later she is prego again. i wasnt with her this time so didnt care much for it. but it ended up with another no-show baby.

they break up she dates some track kid, they break up after about 6 months

then she gets with another one if my friends. a little while later i see him at walmart, as a joke i ask. She pregnant yet?

he says she just told him she was. he makes her take a pee test in the walmart bathroom, she goes, pees, and brings out the stick. my buddy is like. wats this mean. she says she doesnt know cuz she threw the instructions in the trash. he finds out later the test is negative. she makes up some dumb excuse that i dont remember. he stays with her for a long time though, lots of sex from wat i heard.

i couldnt ever find a way to get her back for messing with all of us like she did. but this kid did a little. he went off to the army. told here to wait till he gets back from his time up there and theyll go off to college together in a town a few hours away from here. He gets back, fucks her, few days later breaks up with here. she sees me a few days later and tells me about it. I just kept laughin on the inside.

theres my 2 crazyiest ex the first craziest would take lots more typin and im lazy

[Alexdb7]

oh dont worry man i just put the really good stuff on here. i could write a novel of this girl....

[jmitch]

that was sum tight stories keep em coming

[jvillefinest]

had a few like that...the crazy have a way of getting me goin!

[Slapuhho]

That's why I just back hand em....

hence the name.

jk but not really.

[z71kris]

nothing like that shit....I guess I have had mostly normal girls in my life...lucky me!

[z_ro]

ok i got one for ya.(sorry about the novel lol)

This girl i used to fuck was cool at first. She was pretty and funny and always looked good. But i was in a stage that i didn't want a girlfriend and she was very clingy. She also showed signs of a VERY obsessive person. She took like three of my shirts and NEVER washed them so they smelled like me :| Well she was talking about marriage and stuff So i told her that we weren't working out and i called it quits. She responded with "baby i thought we were just fucking anyway... But ok"

Well over the next few days different stuff was happening. My house was egged EVERY night. My car, my sisters car, and my mom and dads car got keyed the FUCK up. i got calls from different guys about how they were gonna kick my ass and shit. For that one I changed my number and said fuck it.

So a week later i start messing around with another chick. She comes over one night saying how there is a chick sitting across the street in a car. It didn't click. I look over and see a car that looked like my neighbors old car, So i told her it must have been my neighbors wife. she comes in, we mess around (no sex yet) and She goes home and twenty minutes later calls me saying the same chick followed her home and whooped the ever loving shit out of her. She decided it was best that we not fuck around anymore. At this point it clicked and i was pissed. I didn't even get to hit it yet! (the second girl had a FAT fucking ass.) Not only did the first girl have dudes calling me and threatening me, keyed our cars, egged my house, But now she was fucking up my game??? :| HELL NAW!

A week later my pops gets a new car and wants me to go fill it up one night. Low and behold i see homegirl sitting out on the street.

I drive around the block and park it at the corner over. I sneak up to my house, grab my pistol, and sneak around the back of the car. She has her car off and the drivers side window rolled down (tx weather is HOT.) I grab her by her hair put the pistol to her head and said "IF you EVER come around here again and i catch you i'm going to drag your ass inside my house, kill you, kick in my own door and say you tried to break in."

Well she never did. lol

That was only the FIRST psycho... There were at least 3 more after her.

[raytard]

my highschool sweetheart, i think we were like 7 months deep when i got kicked out of my house (i was 16, she was 17) so her parents let me move in with her. after 2 weeks being with my girl 24/7 was too much so i moved out and started couch hopping with friends and eventually settled down with my cuz/uncle. this was all like end of april.

well around august we started having big fights and she tried to choke me out, so i threw her ass across the room. she went to leave and was like breaking my uncles shit on the way out and screaming at my friends. she then came back in and tried to hit me. i basically restrained her and yelled at her till she was a crying mess. she refused to leave, so i did.

6 hours later she was still there waiting for me, so i got her cousin and mom to come with me to drag her crazy ass out.

she then stalked me and would barge in my classes once school started again and grab my arm crying asking for another chance and shit, in the middle of class.

i got a new gilrl and she backed off, and was supposed to go into the navy. she met some army guy on match.com, married him, and moved upstate with him in the course of 3 months (and was knocked up), deserting the navy.

she was a stay at home mom for the next year or two. had a miscairrage or something the first time. she was bored out of her mind, they started fighting, and they ended up breaking up and she moved back in with mommy (less than 2 miles from me)

edit:forgot to mention, the week i ditched her, she gave my BEST FRIEND dome, he was plastered at a party and she basically showed up, sucked him off, and left. I found out and didnt care, cuz shes just a dumb whore at that point. Like a month later he and I got really drunk, she called him for something, and we ended up meeting her at a wooden pirate ship in a play ground and did the london bridge. Mostly because we just wanted to do a london bridge to be able to say "yo, remember that time we London bridged that bitch!?"....puttin meaning to fergie songs, lol. it was dumb on my part though, cuz that certainly didnt help the whole stalking situation.

soooooo happy i found a sane one. but crazy girls are crazy in bed too =/ its a trade off i guess. as a kicker her little sister is in classes/rides the bus with my little cousin, so thats kinda how i heard all the stories (i legit had to do the change the email/phone/aim name thing for her). but her sister is like a loser and everyone made fun of her so occasionally she'd see me and beg me to make my cuz be nice to her, lol.