Colin - STAPUFT Posted March 29, 2010 Report Share Posted March 29, 2010 I got this in an email, so it is for funnies- it just happens to be political, so here it is. Let me also preface this whole thing with what I do for a living: I work on computers and network systems in BINGO HALLS. So- I really got a kick out of it. Rules for Bullshit Bingo 1. Before Barack Obama's next televised speech, prepare your "Bullshit Bingo" card by drawing a square. I find that 5" x 5" is a good size -- and dividing it into columns --five across and five down. That will give you 25 1-inch blocks. 2. Write one of the following words/phrases in each block: . Restored our reputation . Strategic fit . Let me be clear . Make no mistake . Back from the brink . Signs of recovery . Out of the loop . Benchmark . Job creation . Fiscal restraint . Win-win . Affordable health care . Previous Administration . Greed on Wall Street . At the end of the day . Empower (or empowerment) . Touch base . Mindset . Corporate greed . Ballpark . Game plan . Leverage . Inherited as in "I inherited this mess" . Relief for working families 3. Check off the appropriate block when you hear one of those words/phrases. 4. When you get five blocks horizontally, vertically, or diagonally, stand up and shout "BULLSHIT!" Testimonials from past satisfied "Bullshit Bingo" players: "I had been listening to the speech for only five minutes when I won." - Jack W., Boston "My attention span during speeches has improved dramatically." - David D., Florida "What a gas! Speeches will never be the same for me after my first win." - Bill R., New York City "The atmosphere was tense in the last speech as 14 of us waited for the fifth box." - Ben G., Denver "The speaker was stunned as eight of us screamed "BULLSHIT!" for the third time in two hours." - Harry A, Chantilly "This is the most fun I have ever had with my pants up!" Robert H. Portland 12 - 12"s in the STAY PUFT 1989 Chevy Astro Build & Comment Log Un-Interrupted Build LogYouTube Channel Chevy Trailblazer 5.1 Dolby Digital DTS Install You have a beard of a mysterious sea captain. I would follow you to hell and back. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Enellz Posted March 29, 2010 Report Share Posted March 29, 2010 Lol people are retarded 2003 CHEVY TRAILBLAZER AKA The Batmobile Pioneer 6000UB Sundown SAZ-3000D 2 Audio Q HDC3's 40' of 1/0 Gauge 2 Big Rear Batteries A 38 HZ Box KICK ASS! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Colin - STAPUFT Posted March 29, 2010 Author Report Share Posted March 29, 2010 It is funny! I think you could actually play straight line Bingo Like this!!! I find the Bingo part of this funny- I guess you have to KNOW Bingo to get it. Bingo isn't all little old ladies with blue hair! These people are SERIOUS about their Bingo. lol 12 - 12"s in the STAY PUFT 1989 Chevy Astro Build & Comment Log Un-Interrupted Build LogYouTube Channel Chevy Trailblazer 5.1 Dolby Digital DTS Install You have a beard of a mysterious sea captain. I would follow you to hell and back. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
ryde2idie Posted March 29, 2010 Report Share Posted March 29, 2010 lol id play Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
chevyman217 Posted June 16, 2010 Report Share Posted June 16, 2010 lol You should of done one for George Bush Some people could care less about who the genius is that is making the product... They just want to get it cheap and say "derrrr, look at teh pretty lights in muh dash!" Because audio is a lifestyle not a hobby. Things that I am allergic too.... Haters Bitch Notes Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Brandon15zzz Posted June 16, 2010 Report Share Posted June 16, 2010 lol id play x2 lol Vehicle: 1995 Impala SSHead Unit: Pioneer AVH-P4400BHMids And Highs: (still deciding)Batteries: 1 Deka Group 34 Time to make a race car.My Build Log: Solo X 12"http://www.stevemead...don15zzz-build/My Build Log: DC lvl 4 xl 15"http://www.stevemead...don15zzz-build-My Wall Build Log: 4 Lanzar 15's/ 3k+ RMShttp://www.stevemead...t-by-techforce/My Feedback:http://www.stevemead...1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
GRITS Posted July 16, 2010 Report Share Posted July 16, 2010 that was cute Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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