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Do you know what'd look good on you? Me.

I'm bigger and better than the Titanic ... only 200 woman went down on the Titanic

I'm good at math, U+I=69

I'm trying to determine after years of therapy and lots of testing, whether or not I'm allergic to sex.

If I could rearrange the alphabet, I'd put U and I together.

I got banned for being an ignorant ass....and im a dickhole

i like men, michael jackson and large sausages

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Do you like chocolate? 'Cause I got half a bar. Full cream milk!

You got over three hundred bones in your body. Want another one?

Those two got me slapped ;)

Cheers,

Mick

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"do you have Hawaiin in you... do you want some'" ;) i only used it once way back in '89... i'm still with that same girl, so be carefull when using this one!!! LOL

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Hello, my name is (your name), that way you know what to scream later...

That outfit would look great crumbled up on my bedroom floor in the morning...

RF Punch 40x2RF Punch 100x2RF Punch 200x2RF Punch 200x2RF Punch 400x4JL Audio 10W7-3"but its only a 200 watt amp tho"

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thats ok that your fat. Fat chicks need loven to! Just dont expect dinner first. Im pimping on a budget.

NICE

Of course I don't mind you spitting. hope you don't mind hot sauce on ur snatch

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"No poor dumb bastard ever won a war by dying for his country. He did it by making the other poor dumb bastard for his country."

George Patton

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Want to see my stamp collection?

Gee, that's a nice set of legs, what time do they open?

This isn't a beer belly, It's a fuel tank for a sex machine.

I wish you were a screen door..... [Why?] So I can slam you all day long!

I've got a great big cock! (lol)

Do you like my belt buckle? (any response is okay ) It would look better against your forehead!

Are you gay? (No.) Wow, me neither, let's have sex.

(Stare at her until she says "What!?!") It isn't just gonna suck itself.

My dick just died. Would you mind if I buried it in your ass?

Hey! Wanna play war? (replies) WHAT? (you) Yea, I lay on the ground and you blow the shit outta me!

Why don't you come over here, sit on my lap and we'll talk about the first thing that pops up?

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