Ahmed Johnson

Not really complaining but I end up looking like an asshole when I try and hold my breath and speak to a customer or when the same customer sees me struggling to keep my shirt over my nose while I replace the pilot burner. Plus, sitting in a kitchen next to a pair of spiderman underwear with fudge stains in them fucks with me. I don't mind being an asshole 16 hours out the day but not for the 8 i'm on the clock.

Yeah, that's what Im talking about. How someone can't feel embarrassed by this kills me. I've been to houses where the people would keep piles of garbage bags in the corner and mad roaches. One mothafucka actually said, excuse my roaches and advised that I should tuck the bottoms of my pants in my shoes.