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pervitizm

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  1. These damn ibuprofen are really helping me out right now. I feel more comfortable now then what I did a few hours ago.

  2. Why won't direct tv let me pay for the ticket in two payments? They will take one payment or 6 payments over 6 months. What fucking sense does that make?

  3. Oh so tonight went well I don't know. I know that she's ready to try and nit pick over things that she knows that I care about. So do I just give her everything that she's asking for and walk away with my sanity or do I fight over the shit that I know she really don't want she just wants to fight with me.

  4. And so the journey begins. I hate that I have to do this but it is what it is.

  5. Sinus is kicking my ass again tonight. Throat is sore, dry and irritated like no tomorrow. Anyone has some tea I can get? Something hot and steamy to sooth the throat?

  6. Anyone knows of a good home insurance agent? I have some questions regarding switching my home owner's policy that I need answered

  7. Oh no not Triple D on food network. I'm so hungry right now

  8. Man I'm getting home from one hell of a night. Now I just need a few hours of sleep and then I'll be at about 75%.

  9. I'm looking at the Town. Damn that guy from the Hurt Locker got fucked up.

  10. I think I'm gonna get up here and go catch...

  11. I can sense that today isn't going to be a good day.

  12. Finally home from another tired draining day at work and then over at Gaitor's house. Oh yeah I saw some tits today. Wow they were pretty nice too.

  13. Just a few more hours to go and then I'll...

  14. So I have a swarm of ants on my kitchen counters. I guess it's time to spray the house now.

    1. kwag415

      kwag415

      Bomb that shit! lol

  15. Time to take care of this damn yard before it get's too roasty outside.

  16. I've decided that Facebook's smiley/emoticons suck. I will therefore create my own and use them throughout Facebook to convey my expression of meaning. So instead of this :-)

  17. So Claire my burger angel from Steak n Shake brought me my first ever Royale Double Down.

    1. mr.p

      mr.p

      Is that when they put their pinky in your ass and gobble on your balls like a turkey? Royale double down...hmm maybe thats the royal down under?

  18. Man filling out this paperwork sure isn't fun at all. Just when I thought I was done with it, I realize I hadn't even touched the surface of it.

  19. If you have a wonderful man, who helps balance your whole world, who isn't perfect but is perfect for you, who works hard & would do anything for you, who makes you laugh & drives you crazy, who is your best friend, who you want to grow old with, who you are thankful for everyday, & who you couldn't live without, brag about him a little and post this as your status. Oh LeVar you're my every man's man.

    1. BeatBox

      BeatBox

      You like a mans man? Tha FAWK?! lol

  20. Test Google+ to Facebook Stream/Status Update...

  21. Damn I think I've burned my mouth pallet with all this heat from the taco meat..

  22. I just dropped over $120 at the grocery store. If anyone at work see's me buying lunch other than steak & fries, please kick me square in the ass. Literally square in the ass I say.

  23. I think I need to start watching Curb Your Enthusiasm more often. I'm over here cracking up looking at this show right now.

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