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I'm 21 today!
Dozier replied to Mr. 973808's topic in Off Topic - Random, Misc posts - the forum "Junk Drawer"
Kampai!...I say that all the time...Japanese. Good boy. -
Two in the morning. I am on my way home from the club about a year ago when I was on Leave. For those of you who don't know, I am in the Marine Corps. I had at the time 6-Mtx 5500 DVC 12's. So I pass this cop at like two in the morning on the side of the road. He had someone already pulled over and his lights were on and stuff and I left the radio turned all the way up like an idiot. You know...Military not worried type of stuff. So I pass him and he immediately jumps in his car and leaves the car he had pulled over. I just go ahead and start to pull over and stop. He pulls up behind me and walks up and says. "Why you disrespetin me?" I say "What?" And he says "Why you disrespectin me? Give me your license." So I flip out my wallet and show him my license which is conviently located right next to my Military ID. He says "give me that too." So I give it to him. He says "Where are your Leave papers?" I tell him that they are at home. He says "Why don't you have them on you?" I tell him I don't have to have them on me unless I am traveling. He starts to go on about how he is also an MP and trash and how he knows the law and I am wrong. So he runs the license and I sit and wait on him to return. He says I am going to give you a warning for your stereo being wayyyyy to loud. This warning counts for any Military base I may encounter you on in the future also. Then he walks away after giving me my license and ID back. I was thinking. Fucking reservist bitch. Grow some balls and go Active and don't hate on me for having a system that makes you scream to the person you have pulled over so that they can hear you. On another note. If you are in the Military...Don't be a buddy fucker. Treat your fellow military members like brothers. You are in the same fight. There is a little hostility from me towards reservists. I know there are some circumstances with people having kids and needing to be home with other family members so they go reserve. This guy had no ring on his hand. Man up if you have no reason to stay home and go Active. Don't be a bitch........----End Rant.
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They have this awesome sauce in Thailand that they call hot sauce. It's red and all but not really spicy. It has chilis on the label. But my grandfather bought this sauce once and brought it home and it was called "Hot sauce from Hell." That bottle was small and had red wax melted over the top to seal it and it runs all the way down the side....Don't know what was in it...But brutal I tell you.
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I'm 21 today!
Dozier replied to Mr. 973808's topic in Off Topic - Random, Misc posts - the forum "Junk Drawer"
Damn....That's crazy three of us on the 13th. Wow. I unfortunately am in this fucked up exercise right now in Japan and will not get any from my girl until I come home in six months. Damn. -
How many times you floss
Dozier replied to a topic in Off Topic - Random, Misc posts - the forum "Junk Drawer"
I'm flossin every day I get in my truck. -
cops have no lives...
Dozier replied to Amalan's topic in Off Topic - Random, Misc posts - the forum "Junk Drawer"
I was grounded for life...which lasted like two months. it did take like half an hour to type..I got into it. all close to the monitor and stuff. I have no idea what happened to the cop. -
cops have no lives...
Dozier replied to Amalan's topic in Off Topic - Random, Misc posts - the forum "Junk Drawer"
Man, those cops do sound like some bitches. I was about 16 years old, and I lived in Pensacola Florida. On the weekends we would go down to this little car get together at night time at the Bay Front Auditorium. There is usually about 50 cars there which are bad ass. We street race and whatever after wards. Anyways, I was sitting at the red light just up the street from the place in my Nissan 300zx, and this pimped out Honda accord rolls up beside me at the light with 4 hot ass blonde girls in it. They start begging me to race and pleading with me. Please, please, yadda, yadda. So I say ok. So we start revving our motors and stuff. My friend is sitting right behind me in his huge ass Astro van. I am looking around for cops and do not see any anywhere. Nowhere. So the light turns green, and I dump the clutch in first gear and got a little chirp out of the tires. The girls don’t even start to go anywhere. So I go, ok they are not going to race, they just wanted me to bark the tires. So I get maybe a half a block down the street when a cop jumps behind me and pulls me over. My friend in the van goes past screaming some stupid shit out the window at me and then he pulls in the parking lot across from me to watch. This cop walks up to my window and says. “You jackass! What the hell are you doing? Give me your license, I pray it’s suspended, I pray it’s suspended!” In shock, I give him my license. I did not even get a chance to speak. I just smiled at him. He walks away for a few minutes and then comes back and says. “You can take me to court if you want to, but you’ll lose!” Then he throws the ticket into the window at me and peels off as he leaves. The ticket was for spinning the tires at the intersection. So I bet you can’t guess what I do next. Yup, I go to court. So I get to the court to find out that my friend’s mother is the clerk in there sitting next to the judge. I drive her son to school with me every day. That does not look good to be sitting in traffic court. She asks what I did in front of the judge and I say nothing. I bought a new clutch and it slipped and spun the tires. So the court session begins and the judge asks me first for my side of the story. I tell the judge that the cop pulls me over and I told him what he said. The judge stops me in my tracks and says, wait a minute. He said that to you? I said, yes sir he did. The judge looks over at the cop and says, did you say that to him? The cop looks at the ground like a bad dog and replies with, well I was….the judge cut him off and said…Did you say that to him? So the cop goes, yes. The judge then looks at me and says. “Son I am going to give you a choice here. Either you can choose to pay the ticket, or I can rip it up and throw it away.” So I look at the judge and do this. You have to get a visual. I put my hand on my chin and go “hmm.” While doing that, I look over my shoulder at my father who is sitting in the court room in the back row looking right at me. He is pointing at me like, I am gonna kick your ass when we get home for being a smart ass. I look back at the judge and say “throw it away.” So the judge rips it up right there and threw it in the garbage. It was the best day of my life. I was right, while being in the wrong, and I threw it back in that bitches face. I WIN HA HA HA….I WIN…..sorry for such a long story. -
we knock bitches heads off if they get outta line.KEEPS IT REAL Ha ha ha...that is why if I don't know what I am talking about...I don't speak. I do second that statement though.
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Anna Nicole Smith.......dead.
Dozier replied to meade916's topic in Off Topic - Random, Misc posts - the forum "Junk Drawer"
I was thinking the same thing...Trimspa baby.
