Bakerman

A group of 1st graders were told to finish the following sentences.A penny saved is... ...not much.If at first you don't suceed... ...get new batteries.A bird in the hand is... ...going to poop on you.

GO TO YOUR DESKTOP AND RIGHT CLICK, NEW, FOLDER. RENAME THE FOLDER GodMode.{ED7BA470-8E54-465E-825C-99712043E01C}BUT DON'T DO THIS ON WINDOWS VISTA!

While I love netflix, I HATE netflix.comThere website is sooooo slow, and the pictures NEVER load, and it never updates my insant que from online.

God, why did you have to invent junk food? It feels soooo good when you're eating it, but you feel so horrible a few hours later.

"Let your anger be like a monkey in a pinata...hiding with the candy, hoping the kids don't break through with the stick."

Hey people...do you realize what half mast is?

My little girl just dropped her head and said, "daddy, I don't wanna watch the GAMECOCKS no more..."

So, I have a five year old, whom insists on watching the GAMECOCKS play ball tonite. I guess this is God's way of getting me back.

For some reason, I just watched Micheal Jackson's "Beat It" video and it made me realize one thing...Oh god, the fashion from the 80's is making it way back around...

Watching Nosferatu

Lets be real...Shame on Soulja Boy...

Its cool...I'm done.

Anybody know where I can get a Mossberg 500?

Watching "The Expendables" and I'm in beast mode for some reason!

Never, under any circumstances, take a sleeping pill and a laxative in the same night.

On my way to columbia, cruisin w/ some psyph...man I miss my bass!

"...Jonah...swallowed by a big fish, or actually taken into an alien spacecraft." I actually just heard this on a History Channel comercial.

Off to work I go...

No matter what status you bare, just remember that after the game, the king and the pawn go into the same box.

And the sky goes black...

Dying is easy...its the living part thats hard.

"Do you know what to do when you find yourself in the valley?"-FEAR NO EVIL

So, have you ever thought about how one big issue might just be better than all the little petty worries and issues that comes with everyday life?

is watching the original Power Rangers Movie...talk about a flashback to the 90's

Tastes so good, it make you wanna slap yo' mama!