Bakerman

Nikki Wallace got me bojangles for lunch! I am about to straight up pig out...

Anybody liking the new Platform Update for Xbox 360?

Some people need a high five...With a chair...In the face...

Slept wonderful...really needed that few extra hours today.

Found a BTL saucer motor for $150...and I'd be looking at $300 for two recones...I'd just have to find a 15" basket. Now just to find the money.

Anybody have some size 7-8 girls clothes they want to get rid of? My childs clothes are dissapearing and getting to small. I'm desperate here...lol.

Time to get up off this couch, and actually get my day started. I am dressed and ready to go, and had intentions of getting out about an hour ago...but mythbusters came on, and that was it.

Sleeping is my drug, my bed is my dealer, and the alarm clock is the police.

Inconsiderate people at redbox PISS me off. All I wanna do is return a movie nd i been waitin for 15 mins behind the same people.

"She was so ugly she could trick or treat on the telephone."-Larry the Cable Guy

Some people need a hug....around the neck....with a rope.

The other day I was walking by the mental hospital, and I could hear everyone behind the fence shouting "13...13...13" The fence was too high to see over, so I got close and looked through the gap. About that time, someone poked me in the eye, and everyone started shouting "14...14...14"

Can't sleep...battlefield 3 it is.

I hope everyone remembered to set their clocks back an hour last night. Guess who forgot. Guess who almost showed up to church an hour early.

Battlefield 3 baby...

Just came to realize how much i hate the new gas cans.

Why does my newsfeed consist of retarded updates from Kelly Townsend? Are you doing salvia again?

So i just saw a video from Dillon, SC on TruTV. A city cop got in a pursuit back in march of 07 and ended up running over the male driver. Lol.

#thisisn'ttwitter

Blew a voice coil...

#thisisnttwitter

If the grass is greener on the other side, its because you need to take better care of your own backyard.

I could fight this to the end, but maybe I dont want to win.

Yo mama so fat, i took a picture of her last christmas and it's still printing.

I figured out what new tatoo I want. Veritas Aequitas.