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So there's this Child molester rolling around in his pedo van with a big ass bag of candy scouting potential targets.

He rolls by the school zone and sees a little boy all by himself playing on the swings.

He pulls up next to the park and shouts for the little kid to come over.

Little boy skidaddles his way on over to see what the man wants.

As he was showing the little boy his big bag of candy he said, "Hey, little boy, if you come inside my van I'll give you a piece of candy."

The little boy eyeballs the bag of candy and says, "Mister, if you give me that whole bag of candy, I'll come in your mouth."

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My wife once told me I needed to see things from a woman's point of view sometimes. I tried, turns out you can't see shit out of the kitchen window.

did you look in the dishwasher too??

2010 Chevrolet Cruze

Radio --- pioneer mvh-200vbt

Front/back --- alpine type s 6.5"

Sub Control --- Pac LC1

Sub Amp --- GZPA 1.4K

Sub --- GZNW 15XSPL D1

Battery - GZBP 12.2500X

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Boy and Pedofile are walking together at night in the woods..

And the little boy looks up at the man and says "I... I'm scared.."

Man looks at the boy and says "Think you're scared?! I have to walk outta here alone."

2010 Chevrolet Cruze

Radio --- pioneer mvh-200vbt

Front/back --- alpine type s 6.5"

Sub Control --- Pac LC1

Sub Amp --- GZPA 1.4K

Sub --- GZNW 15XSPL D1

Battery - GZBP 12.2500X

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One day lil Johnny had was sitting on the toilet with diarhia. He hollered to his mom "Mom, bring me some viagra"! Mom answered "Why"? Lil Johnny says " Aint that what you give dad when his shit won't get hard"?!

The dirtiest of all "DuDurty"

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I asked: what's your favorite theme park ride? And...

my favorite ride is where your sister gets on top!

Then I replied...

My sister is 272 lbs over weight and 14 yes old.. So the jokes on you buddy! Haha

LLLAAAWWWLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLL

:rofl: :rofl: :rofl: :rofl: :rofl:

bro, that shit had me Rolling and choking on my taco. haha. good come back. forgot about that post.

How do the Japanese feel about bass?

You know that since 03/11/11

Progene? I just saw that stuff on CNN. They said it makes your junk shrink all up. lol.

im pretty sure the op wont even notice if it gets even smaller.

Refs - Pstone11, porksoda, coleman

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One day lil Johnny had was sitting on the toilet with diarhia. He hollered to his mom "Mom, bring me some viagra"! Mom answered "Why"? Lil Johnny says " Aint that what you give dad when his shit won't get hard"?!

This brings back some memories... :peepwall:

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What does a wet noodle and a woman have in common? They both wiggle when getting eaten.

How do you starve a slacker? Hide his foodstamps under his work boots

How do you confuse a blond? put her in a round room and tell her to find the corner.

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