BigPimpin91 Posted September 2, 2011 Report Share Posted September 2, 2011 So there's this Child molester rolling around in his pedo van with a big ass bag of candy scouting potential targets. He rolls by the school zone and sees a little boy all by himself playing on the swings. He pulls up next to the park and shouts for the little kid to come over. Little boy skidaddles his way on over to see what the man wants. As he was showing the little boy his big bag of candy he said, "Hey, little boy, if you come inside my van I'll give you a piece of candy." The little boy eyeballs the bag of candy and says, "Mister, if you give me that whole bag of candy, I'll come in your mouth." BigPimpin91's Banging Music Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
gally Posted September 2, 2011 Report Share Posted September 2, 2011 My wife once told me I needed to see things from a woman's point of view sometimes. I tried, turns out you can't see shit out of the kitchen window. did you look in the dishwasher too?? 2010 Chevrolet Cruze Radio --- pioneer mvh-200vbt Front/back --- alpine type s 6.5" Sub Control --- Pac LC1 Sub Amp --- GZPA 1.4K Sub --- GZNW 15XSPL D1 Battery - GZBP 12.2500X Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
gally Posted September 2, 2011 Report Share Posted September 2, 2011 Boy and Pedofile are walking together at night in the woods.. And the little boy looks up at the man and says "I... I'm scared.." Man looks at the boy and says "Think you're scared?! I have to walk outta here alone." 2010 Chevrolet Cruze Radio --- pioneer mvh-200vbt Front/back --- alpine type s 6.5" Sub Control --- Pac LC1 Sub Amp --- GZPA 1.4K Sub --- GZNW 15XSPL D1 Battery - GZBP 12.2500X Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
DuDurty Posted September 3, 2011 Report Share Posted September 3, 2011 One day lil Johnny had was sitting on the toilet with diarhia. He hollered to his mom "Mom, bring me some viagra"! Mom answered "Why"? Lil Johnny says " Aint that what you give dad when his shit won't get hard"?! The dirtiest of all "DuDurty" Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
carlosg_313 Posted September 4, 2011 Report Share Posted September 4, 2011 I asked: what's your favorite theme park ride? And... my favorite ride is where your sister gets on top! Then I replied... My sister is 272 lbs over weight and 14 yes old.. So the jokes on you buddy! Haha LLLAAAWWWLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLL :rofl: :rofl: bro, that shit had me Rolling and choking on my taco. haha. good come back. forgot about that post. How do the Japanese feel about bass?You know that since 03/11/11 Progene? I just saw that stuff on CNN. They said it makes your junk shrink all up. lol.im pretty sure the op wont even notice if it gets even smaller. Refs - Pstone11, porksoda, coleman Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
FreekDesignz Posted September 18, 2011 Author Report Share Posted September 18, 2011 One day lil Johnny had was sitting on the toilet with diarhia. He hollered to his mom "Mom, bring me some viagra"! Mom answered "Why"? Lil Johnny says " Aint that what you give dad when his shit won't get hard"?! This brings back some memories... ♠ FreekDesignz Demo Collection ♠ Everything You Need To Know About Car Audio Torres' Box Tuning Calculator Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
FreekDesignz Posted November 3, 2011 Author Report Share Posted November 3, 2011 Blind guy walks into a bar. ♠ FreekDesignz Demo Collection ♠ Everything You Need To Know About Car Audio Torres' Box Tuning Calculator Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Azagtoth502 Posted November 3, 2011 Report Share Posted November 3, 2011 What do you call a leper in a sleeping bag..............a bean burrito. pa-pa-platypus sorry not everybody has a companies nuts so far down their throat they catch every drop ball sweat when it falls Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
cjN Posted November 3, 2011 Report Share Posted November 3, 2011 womens rights. 2x sundown audio sa 12's Crescendo BC2000 kinetik 1800, 1400. Rockford punch 5,25 component set MB QUART ONYX 4.80 Mechman 270a alt Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
DK99 Posted November 3, 2011 Report Share Posted November 3, 2011 What does a wet noodle and a woman have in common? They both wiggle when getting eaten. How do you starve a slacker? Hide his foodstamps under his work boots How do you confuse a blond? put her in a round room and tell her to find the corner. Hi SMD Members If anybody has computer problems and is an SMD member with at least 150 posts I will fix your problems for free by phone support or I can also fix your computer over the internet.... I have references such as All State insurance, Nationwide Insurance and much more... just p.m me for help.. I am not the greatest with when it comes to audio systems so I figured I could contribute to the forum this way.... Thanks David Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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