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T4K

A tall gay cuban homosexual who enjoys long circle jerks with gallons of cum shot down his throat. He also like to give reach-arounds as he rips young men with his hairy manstabber!

Guy #1: Man this mobo wont allow me to oc!!

Guy #2: That's pretty T4K

Guy#1: Yea I thought that was pretty gay myself!!

And my name...

devon

A loudmouthed numbskull; an ignoramus who runs his mouth like an idiot. Once-common British term for an imbecilic buffoon now gaining widespread popularity among American surfers.

How long must we endure that pathetic devon flapping his yap like the retard he is.

devon

sex between two men...

Um..HELL NOO!!!

Those are mine, what are yours?

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1. jake

an amazing guy that is really funny and really adorable that you cant help but love .

wow, i really want a jake (:

2. Jake

A extremely long :peepwall: of at least fourteen inches.

She told me she wanted it, so I just whipped out Jake and waxed dat azz!

Here is the two for mine. :ehh:

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1. Jeff

a fabulous name, anyone who has it should be proud, spontaneous (good in bed) ;) usually very sexy tall & thin (except for the few UNLUCKY Jeff's out there)

DAMN BITCH! Jeff is so fine

sexy smart funny clever evil

2. Jeff

A Jeff is a really cool kid who everyone loves.

Someone with a fantastic everything.

Everyone's best friend.

A Jeff will most likely often be cheerful and can always put their friends in the best of moods.

This person can make British Guard People giggle in about 3.7 milli seconds.

Jeff's have awesome dance skills and great hair.

Although Jeff's are magically perfect, they will make you feel super about your fat ugly self. And you will never feel ewwy.

"Wow you're pretty much being a Jeff right now, and I'm liking it."

3. jeff

buy jeff mugs, tshirts and magnets

someone who is skilled. He just has it.

dude, it's jeff

...whoa nice

4. jeff

somebody who has just got what u need. A jeff is somebody who knows what it's about.

Dude, it's jeff.

...yea, nicccee.

5. jeff

A really good, and positive thing!

Wow. Today is such a Jeff.

6. jeff

The correct spelling of Geoff.

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beer sucks...but i can bring some jose cuervo. Only problem is that it makes me horny and gives me the rams. So unless yall wanna fight and then have some great make up sex i will leave it home.

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I believe mine is the best...heres a few lol. Jordan

A different word for very large penis

Bob has a jordan, and i like to ride it all night long

the hottest guy you can ever meet, hes hot, fine, and everything a girl can ask for. HES PERFECT!

"that guy is fine!."

"he must be a jordan."

An extremely loving, sweet, smart creature with amazing musical talent. Can make you laugh faster than two jiggles of a jack rabbits ass. If you catch this Legendary Pokemon you will be the best poke master out there. Lure him with music with great bass and waffles. Has an extremely large and satisfying penis.

"Hey you know that guy Ave is going out with?"

"Yeah, he is just a total Jordan"

The craziest sex machine in the world.

A Jordan can make you pregnant just by looking at you. Orgasms a plenty, the smallest amount in one session in 37.

An all round sex guy.

Girl 1: Woah, check out that Jordan over there.

Girl 2: I think he looked at you!

Girl 1: Well that would explain wy my bra's off, panties are down and i'm about to give birth.

The coolest and most sexy mofo ever to walk the face of the earth. i want him to stick it in me one day and have my kids. He is soooooo hot and beautiful, but his friends are really gay yet i still want fuck him

Jordan is sooooo sexy

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^ lol

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John

John 6642 up, 2591 down

buy john mugs, tshirts and magnetsa very extreamly confusing guy. shows that he has feelings for you sometimes, but then might just randomly stop talking to you at any time. veryy flirtatious. manwhore. willll lead you on. halarious. full of charisma. you have to love him. boys are jealous of him. girls are jealous of the girl he is flirting with at the time..

not persistant.

changes moods easily; moody.

greatest, most annoying person on the face of this earth..yet i still want to be with him..

"i am soooo confused about what to do about John..he is great..but confusingggg. he constantly makes me sad, angryy, or depressed. its upsetting. is it worth it??"

a person who uses the services of a prostitute

Police ran a sting on the newcomer johns at the whorehouse

buy john mugs, tshirts and magnetsAn extraordinary man with the most lovely bedroom eyes, an absurdly seductive grin, and beautiful brown hair that always smells absolutely wonderful. He is always warm, and ticklish in a few places that make him twitch cutely. He has great legs, nice muscles, and large feet and hands. He is strong, handsome, sexy, and beautiful. He is intelligent, absolutely hilarious, loving, teasing, sweet, and thoughtful. He leads a very intense life and proves himself to be very hardy in doing so. He hides any hint of pain very well, and rarely opens up, but when he does he shows just how strong he really is. He is loved more than he'll ever realize. He is perfect in every way.

I love you, John!!!

A man with a very large penis, usually above 6 inches.

"Have you seen Waynes john?

buy john mugs, tshirts and magnetsone of the most amazing guys you will ever meet. very sweet. has intendency of being really quiet and anti-social but is surrounded by friends all the time.people get attracted to his unique presonality.confuses you most of the time. he might flirt with you once, but you never know if that will happen again. a ladies-man. veryy moody. he can change his mind in a second. very independent too. lovely in general.

laura: "So you fancy the new guy, john?"

sarah:" i dont know! he flirted with me once but that never happened again, so confused!"

An extremely hot guy.

You can't get hotter than John.

buy john mugs, tshirts and magnetsv. to have a cramp, as in, a painful contraction of the muscle.

Often used to make fun of a person named John, who has lots of cramps.

Running boy 1: Oh, Dude! I'm getting a cramp!

Running boy 2: You mean, you're getting a John.

Running boy 1: Yeah! This John hurts like a bitch!

John: Fuck you!

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This is where I live lol

1. cecil county 50 up, 42 down

buy cecil county mugs, tshirts and magnetsa county in the state of Maryland that is a breeding ground for retards and racists.

Jake is a Cecil County kid.

racist retard asshole freak turd

by Ship1ey Aug 26, 2006 share this

2. Cecil County 10 up, 2 down

buy cecil county mugs, tshirts and magnetsCecil County is a redneck, white trash, beer guzzling chunk of small town USA. Rising Sun especially is known for their large KKK community, which might explain why there are probably 5 black kids in the entire school. Oddly enough, if you're white, you'll probably try to act "hood", because it's not okay to be black, but it's cool to act like it. Elkton is widely recognized for this, and if you're in the mood for any recreational drug use and/or prostitution, just head on down there... Hunting is also a big past time here, if you're really a cool kid, you might even wear you're camo gear to school. If you have a passion for good ole boy trucks with confederate flags on the back (if you're lucky you can spot one with gun racks too), or just thoroughly enjoy being a hillbilly, Ceciltucky is the place for you. Move here at your ow...

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cecil cecil county white trash hillbilly redneck hunting kkk rising sun racist ceciltucky

by Ceciltuckian Jan 1, 2011 share this

3. Cecil County 11 up, 14 down

buy cecil county mugs, tshirts and magnetsHome to rednecks, liars, perverts, racists, sexists, gun lovers, hicks and inbreds. One is reminded of the movie "Deliverance" upon visiting this County of bottom feeders. (can also be used as an adjective)

Elwood is so "Cecil County".

redneck racist sexist inbreds hicks gun lovers perverts

by CecilCountySucksAss Jun 14, 2009 share this

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1. andrew

Ultra cool, Usually hot or at least sort of cute. Awesome sense of style, music, and humor. Sexy, awesome kisser

2.andrew

The Newest breed of Penguin.

my town where I live

Staunton

Noun.

1. A small town in Southern Illinois

2. Hell on earth

Jan: Where did you grow up, Sue?

Sue: Hell.

Jan: No, seriously..

Sue: Staunton, IL, aka Hell.

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no. this is for converting dc to ac. useful if you want to run a blender inside your car.

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