cmrs2k Posted February 14, 2008 Report Share Posted February 14, 2008 You hear the one about the deaf guy and the faggot? Huh? What? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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reinke Posted February 14, 2008 Report Share Posted February 14, 2008 if 69 is dinner for two then what is a 71? a 69 with 2 fingers up your ass Quote ----reference's---- meade916 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
cmrs2k Posted February 14, 2008 Report Share Posted February 14, 2008 What? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
BigPimpin91 Posted February 14, 2008 Report Share Posted February 14, 2008 You're missing the best one ever... What's Brown and Sticky?? A stick!! HAHHAHAHAAHHAH! :lol: :lol: :lol: Quote BigPimpin91's Banging Music Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Sp33dyG Posted February 14, 2008 Report Share Posted February 14, 2008 ok, this lady was pregnate with 3 kids and got shot 3 times in the stomach....she survived and had her 3 boys. 13 years later one of the boys come up to her and say "mommy mommy" and the mother goes "yes?" and the boy says "i was taking a piss and a bullet came out!" and the mother goes "well...see what happend was when i was pregnate with u i got shot 3 times" and the boy goes "o ok" then later on one of the other boys come up to her and say "mommy mommy i was taking a piss and a bullet came out" and she goes "see when i was pregnate with u i got shot 3 times and one of the bullets must of hit u" and he goes "o ok" and then the other boy comes up to her and says "mommy mommy" and she interupts him and says "yes yes you were taking a piss and a bullet came out" and he goes "no...i was jacking off and i shot the dog" Quote the only person i wouldnt let build my box would be Ray. Team Heavy-Flex4 SA 12's tuned to 29hz Ampere Audio 3800.1 @ 1 ohmXS Power D3100Big 3Stock alt Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Sp33dyG Posted February 15, 2008 Report Share Posted February 15, 2008 bump Quote the only person i wouldnt let build my box would be Ray. Team Heavy-Flex4 SA 12's tuned to 29hz Ampere Audio 3800.1 @ 1 ohmXS Power D3100Big 3Stock alt Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Sampsonite Posted February 15, 2008 Report Share Posted February 15, 2008 I Gotz The Best One Right Hur Yo. WHY WAZ 6 AFRAID OF 7 CUZ 7-8-9!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! (ya'll forgot that'n) Quote --Sampson 816-591-6592 www.kcrimshop.com Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
BassJunkie Posted February 19, 2008 Report Share Posted February 19, 2008 My mom sent me this in an email thought it was funny. 6 TRUTHS OF LIFE 1. You cannot touch all your teeth with your tongue. 2. All idiots, after reading the first 'truth', will try it. 3. The first truth is a lie. 4. You are smiling now because you're an idiot. 5. You will soon forward this to another idiot. 6. There is still a stupid smile on your face. Quote 1986 C20 Suburban 9 American Bass XFL 15's B2 M1MKII 14v XS Power Batteries Maxwell Caps Acoustical energy is free. Electrical energy is not you havent lived until you've hit a screw with a router. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
BassJunkie Posted June 19, 2008 Report Share Posted June 19, 2008 sorry to bump an old topic but I found this one hilarious An elderly couple was driving cross-country, and the woman was driving. She gets pulled over by the highway patrol. The officer says, “Ma’am, did you know you were speeding?” The woman turns to her husband and asks, “What did he say?” The old man yells, “HE SAYS YOU WERE SPEEDING.” The patrolman says, “May I see your license?” The woman turns to her husband and asks, “What did he say?” The old man yells, “HE WANTS TO SEE YOUR LICENSE.” The woman gives him her license. The patrolman says, “I see you are from Arkansas. I spent some time there once, had the worst sex with a woman I have ever had.” The woman turns to her husband and asks, “What did he say?” “HE THINKS HE KNOWS YOU,” the old man yells. Quote 1986 C20 Suburban 9 American Bass XFL 15's B2 M1MKII 14v XS Power Batteries Maxwell Caps Acoustical energy is free. Electrical energy is not you havent lived until you've hit a screw with a router. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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