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ok, this lady was pregnate with 3 kids and got shot 3 times in the stomach....she survived and had her 3 boys. 13 years later one of the boys come up to her and say "mommy mommy" and the mother goes "yes?" and the boy says "i was taking a piss and a bullet came out!" and the mother goes "well...see what happend was when i was pregnate with u i got shot 3 times" and the boy goes "o ok" then later on one of the other boys come up to her and say "mommy mommy i was taking a piss and a bullet came out" and she goes "see when i was pregnate with u i got shot 3 times and one of the bullets must of hit u" and he goes "o ok" and then the other boy comes up to her and says "mommy mommy" and she interupts him and says "yes yes you were taking a piss and a bullet came out" and he goes "no...i was jacking off and i shot the dog" :lol:

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My mom sent me this in an email thought it was funny.

6 TRUTHS OF LIFE

1. You cannot touch all your teeth with your tongue.

2. All idiots, after reading the first 'truth', will try it.

3. The first truth is a lie.

4. You are smiling now because you're an idiot.

5. You will soon forward this to another idiot.

6. There is still a stupid smile on your face.

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sorry to bump an old topic but I found this one hilarious

An elderly couple was driving cross-country, and the woman was driving. She gets pulled over by the highway patrol. The officer says, “Ma’am, did you know you were speeding?”

The woman turns to her husband and asks, “What did he say?”

The old man yells, “HE SAYS YOU WERE SPEEDING.”

The patrolman says, “May I see your license?”

The woman turns to her husband and asks, “What did he say?”

The old man yells, “HE WANTS TO SEE YOUR LICENSE.” The woman gives him her license.

The patrolman says, “I see you are from Arkansas. I spent some time there once, had the worst sex with a woman I have ever had.”

The woman turns to her husband and asks, “What did he say?”

“HE THINKS HE KNOWS YOU,” the old man yells.

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14v XS Power Batteries

Maxwell Caps

Acoustical energy is free. Electrical energy is not

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