If You Like Bacon...

[Coolwazabi]

watch this.. made me laugh my bacon ass off !

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=IVKJpkq-wNo...feature=related

[andym85]

that was pretty funny..."hairyfatback"...lol

check out the one on hot pockets...equally as funny

[cmrs2k]

That is great. If I didn't know better, I would say that he wrote that routine for me.

I actually choked a guy out at a breakfast buffet once over a little bacon misunderstanding. I had a big (ok rediculously huge) plate full of nothing but bacon, as well as a plate rediculously loaded w/ hashbrowns and I was setting them back on my table that already had a plate w/ a lot of french toast and one w/ a lot of pancakes. OK, when I hit the buffet, it isn't often, but if you do something, do it right. So as I'm setting down my mound of bacon a guy in the next booth made a comment about "two pigs". I thought he was calling my wife and I pigs. Calling me a pig - I don't care. At the time I happened to be acting like one, which isn't real common, but it happens. Calling my wife a pig - you have crossed the first line (which used to be the only line until I grew up a bit). Words were exchanged, he chose to push me and as I caught my footing he took a swing, so I pushed him back. I just did it in the form of a "single wing strangle".

Bacon. FTW!

[Kicker Guy]

lol that was good