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jungle juice gives you nasty hangovers, nothin touches a jaeger hang over tho...i was sick for 3 days (i had mild alcohol poisoning) drank a bottle and a half of jaeger (sp) and 9 beers for chasers, lol

If u drank a bottle and a half of anything, you're beggin to get sick...No matter how badass you are at drinking, if you drank a bottle and a half of ne thing in the pics above, you're not waking up the next day (with the axception of the wine)

In all honesty I'm just gonna drink until i feel good :) The rest is to be sold to the customers

Im bringin different colored cups (like lime green n shit) so all the busters dont try and pull that "i already paid" bullshit...

$5 all u can drink or go hit the kegs :)

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personal jungle juice recipe

1g=3.785l

200ml

everclear

bacardi o

bacardi limon

bacardi peach

blackberry shnapps

grape vodka

apple vodka

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1400ml

Thinner/Fruit Juice

(2) 20oz hawaiian punch

1 20oz cranberry/grape/rasberry

1 20oz mango/pineapple/tropical fruit drink

1 20oz red grapefruit juice

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2960ml

4360ml total.... just a bit over a gallon

1/3 of the recipe is liquor

sometimes i squeeze some clemantine oranges and then slice them and they float on top, looks good for the ladies

this is a strong recipe.... but i dont like drinking a bunch of fluid to get drunk, so 2-3 glasses and ur set

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fuck all that...too damn expensive

handle of everclear, couple 750s of smirnoff vodka (strawberry, blueberry, basically any fruity flavor will work) and a few gallons of hawaiian punch, lemons, limes, oranges, and cherries and your set...cheap, easy, gets you drunk

add more in proper proportion if more is desired...and those plastic storage containers work wonders...used them many a time

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On 4/13/2010 at 9:51 AM, meade916 said:

i was like DAMN, Chode is hardcore! he makes james look like a friendly person LOL!

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I dont know who is worse with the buttholes Chode or Big P...

 

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fuck all that...too damn expensive

handle of everclear, couple 750s of smirnoff vodka (strawberry, blueberry, basically any fruity flavor will work) and a few gallons of hawaiian punch, lemons, limes, oranges, and cherries and your set...cheap, easy, gets you drunk

add more in proper proportion if more is desired...and those plastic storage containers work wonders...used them many a time

We did one like this at party once and we used a big cooler with a drain on it makes it a lot easier for the drunks to drink out of it.

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We did one like this at party once and we used a big cooler with a drain on it makes it a lot easier for the drunks to drink out of it.

hahahahaha ROFL

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not sure ive ever payed to party other than at clubs...and then i didnt pay for drinks. people actually pay?

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fuck all that...too damn expensive

handle of everclear, couple 750s of smirnoff vodka (strawberry, blueberry, basically any fruity flavor will work) and a few gallons of hawaiian punch, lemons, limes, oranges, and cherries and your set...cheap, easy, gets you drunk

add more in proper proportion if more is desired...and those plastic storage containers work wonders...used them many a time

no doubt....when i make it for my peeps i always use the good shit though...Its more like family i guess....believe me though the recipe works wonders ;)

but if its for a bunch of nobodies i only use everclear and a lil bit of other stuff...

and yea ppl around here are stingy...myself included...i never make my friends pay for my shit but other people fuckin A....

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not sure ive ever payed to party other than at clubs...and then i didnt pay for drinks. people actually pay?

its called common courtesey...if someone buys a shit load of beer/alcohol/keg i throw down

doesnt make you kool that you dont pay... :rolleyes:

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Nick will bang just about anything.....LMAO....pun intended

On 4/13/2010 at 9:51 AM, meade916 said:

i was like DAMN, Chode is hardcore! he makes james look like a friendly person LOL!

trainman0978 said:

I dont know who is worse with the buttholes Chode or Big P...

 

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