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This thread is going national!

http://forums.vwvortex.com/zerothread?id=3880087

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http://www.parkingenforcementforum.com/vie...6abbe67a46f2403

^ This is the link to an off site forum, with all the story and pics uploaded to it.

Cliff notes: guy parks car, forgets to put pass in window

guy comes out to see car with boots and warning sticker

Guy has wheel dollies, jacks up car, wheels it into his garage

And a lot of other shit. Read the second link for the lolz!

Here's a few pics.

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Here's some text, with a message the audi owner had from someone involved with booting it.

EDIT: I figured I'd add some text so I'm not leaving everyone hanging. So here's the deal, as much as I'd like, and easy as it would be to remove the boots with my professional angle grinder it is against the law. It's not that I respect the law or generally even care about it , (I respect laws of humanity, not dumping oil, animals, etc, and therefor), but breaking the law is just going to turn nightmare. Not that I wouldn't, it's cutting them off isn't worth ~$1,500 or whatever amount they toss. They also photograph your car (with plate) during the citation, so I'm more then just a piece of paper floating around in someones citation book.

The boot company is left in the dark Image , they don't know wtf is going on, haven't told them squat. Remember, I don't need to drive the Audi, as a matter of fact I was supposed to be putting her on blocks the day it got booted for work and keeping it that way.

The HOA doesn't know it's gone Image , however, someone I'm somewhat cool with before this went down I convinced to get on the board and is on there now saw the Audi on dollies and did call me about it. So.....is he going to rat me out?

So I called the HOA Community manger, and keep in mind this is not actually the HOA booting cars but a contractor...errrrr......wait a minute........Hitler didn't do any of the killing himself......not responsible......some one else did it....she's off the hook....oh wait, no, and, ....duh..duh...duh...I have a private meeting not only with her but the whole HOA board Image , who for all I know, know nothing about the dollies.

-Blake Edwards, it's come to our attention you've some how managed to place your Audi in the garage, why did you do that?

Response:

-I had to vacuum the carpet.

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Guy who's audi called the people up:

So I called them, a long conversion, so I'll try to remember it in order :

Ring..ring...ring

-HEY! ARE YOU DOING! (Happy!)

-Uh... (surprised)...I'm doing alright...pause.....pause....pause....

-Yeah! I'm doing alright too!!!!

-What can we do for you?

-Yeah, I'm down here @ the Villaigo @ Tempe, you guys want to come get your boots?

-Yes, I can be there shorlty.

-Alright, I won't be home till later.

-Sure, there will some one else working, what kind of car?

-An Audi

-Oh.........pause.....pause.......where is your car?

-It's here, you guys want to come get your boots?

-Uh.......so the boots are in your trunk?

-No

-So they are on the set of wheels in the trunk?

-No

-So you stole them?

-No

-So they are not on your wheels?

-Yes, they are on my wheels?

-Where are your wheels?

-On the car

-Where is your car?

-I moved it

-YEAH! I saw the picture you sent me, it's in your garage!

-Yeah, there's somethings floating around on the internet, however I didn't send that. So you want to come get your boots?

-Well, I'm sure your going to need to drive your Audi.

-No

-So you moved your car?

-Yes

-Had did you move it?

- Image Image Image I've been working out Image Image Image

-(He busts up laughing!!!)))))))))))))))))))))Ah, come on man, how did you move it?

-Well, I saw it booted, ran down and picked up some Creatine, been taking it for 3 days, that's stuff works great!

-(Laughing again) So, how did you move it?

-I have my ways

-Come on man, how did you move it?

-I have my ways

-Oh, come on, how did you get it in your garage, I've checked out that Audi before(<---------), I know you couldn't of pushed it.

-Don't worry, I havn't touched the locks.

-That's good.

-I'll be home around 7:30 P.M., you can give me call me then.

It's 3:30 P.M., tune Kiddies!

Fucking epic!

Just as an update the original thread has been locked at 61 pages due to a court gag order of the OP and there haven't been updates since

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theres no such thing as too expensive when it comes to upgrades like that, because imo if you are gonna spend to upgrade then do it correctly rather then be a cheap ass ricer
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lol thats hilarious. fucked up too

i was thinking leave the 12 sitting in the box in the hole and duck tape from the bottom of the sub to the bottom of the baffle so the sub doesnt free air. would that work?

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damn you!!! i was about to go to sleep until i seen this... lol its awesome tho.

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You get them man.

I'm proud of you.

Everything I have read makes this look like bull.

I wish you the best of luck.

Take care.

If donations are needed I will try to spare $20 or $30 towards helping getting you a lawyer.(its not much but I ain't rich LOL)

Good Luck

How do I get a donation to this guy?

Have to go to work so I'm out of time.

its not even my fight and I'm upset.

or if your on that site let him know he has onther supporter

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not sure... he currently has a gag order and a few people have said they would help out with some fees and all but so such paypal has been posted.... i feel the same way a good 20 bucks to keep this kind of bs from happening again is well worth it

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theres no such thing as too expensive when it comes to upgrades like that, because imo if you are gonna spend to upgrade then do it correctly rather then be a cheap ass ricer
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