Jeff Foxworthy,ON......South Dakota...

[groundpounder2k2]

Jeff Foxworthy on South Dakota

If "vacation" to you means going shopping for the weekend in Rapid

City, Sioux Falls, Spearfish or Sturgis (while the kids swim at the

Comfort Inn), You might live in South Dakota.

If parking your car for the night involves an extension cord

You might live in South Dakota

If you consider it a sport to gather your food by drilling through 8

inches of ice and sitting there all day hoping that the food will swim

by,

You might live in South Dakota.

If you're proud that your state makes the national news primarily

because it houses the coldest spot in the nation, You might live in

South Dakota.

If you have ever refused to buy something because it's "too spendy",

You might live in South Dakota

If your local Dairy Queen is closed from November through March, You

might live in South Dakota.

If someone in a store offers you assistance, and they don't work

there, You might live in South Dakota.

If your dad's suntan stops at a line curving around the middle

of his forehead, You might live in South Dakota.

If you have worn shorts and a parka at the same time, You might

Live in South Dakota.

If your town has an equal number of bars and churches, You might live

in South Dakota.

If you know how to correctly pronounce Pierre, Huron, and

Ipswich, You might live in South Dakota.

If you think that ketchup is a little too spicy, You might live in South Dakota.

If you measure distance in hours,

You might live in South Dakota.

If your family vehicle is a crew cab pickup, You might live in

South

Dakota.

If you know several people who have hit deer more than once,

You might live in South Dakota.

If you often switch from "heat" to "A/C" in the same day and back

again, You might live in South Dakota.

If you can drive 65 mph through 2 feet of snow during a raging

blizzard, without flinching, You might live in South Dakota.

If you see people wearing hunting clothes at social events, You might

live in South Dakota.

If you've installed security lights on your house and garage and leave

both unlocked, You might live in South Dakota.

If the largest traffic jam in your town centers around a high school

basketball game, You might live in South Dakota.

If you carry jumper cables in your car and your girlfriend knows how

to use them, You might live in South Dakota.

If there are 7 empty cars running in the parking lot at

Wal-Mart at any given time, You might live in South Dakota.

If there are more people at work on Christmas Eve Day than on Deer gun

Opener, You might live in South Dakota.

If you design your kid's Halloween costume to fit over a

snowsuit,

You might live in South Dakota.

If driving is better in the winter because the potholes are filled

with snow, You might live in South Dakota.

If you know all 4 seasons: almost winter, winter, still winter and

road construction, You might live in South Dakota.

If you can identify a southern or eastern accent, You might live in

South Dakota.

If you consider Murdo exotic,

You might live in South Dakota.

If your idea of creative landscaping is a statue of a deer next to

your cottonwood, You might live in South Dakota.

If the sunbelt to you means Mitchell, You might live in South Dakota.

If a brat is something you eat,

You might live in South Dakota.

If finding your misplaced car keys involves looking in the ignition,

You might live in South Dakota.

If you go out to a fish fry every Friday, You might live in South Dakota.

If you find 0 degrees a little chilly,

You might live in South Dakota.

If you actually understand these observations,

You must live in South Dakota

[Grtrat1]

lol  that was funny. good find

[Pokey]

that is so damn true..

[groundpounder2k2]

every last one of them