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I work for a road construction company..... Resurfacing....Highways,Parking lots...etc. Ive hear a shit-ton of people complain about how bad the roads are, Or how annoying certain potholes are....So when the job comes up to re-pave those problem areas I would think that these concerned individuals would be happy.......FUCK NO!!!!!!! They are the very ones honkin their horns and givin us the finger drivin by, just because of the traffic for ONE FUCKIN DAY... Its just fuckin retarded... You cant keep anyone happy these days

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I found this kind of funny, i'm from the country and I work on the family farm, well last week i'm standing around at the shop waiting for my dad to come back with the tractor, and some environmentalist fucker pulls up and starts trying to tell me how bad farmers are for the environment with their big tractors, and farm equipment and shit, I began to laugh and just asked this person, "Do you know where milk and all your vegatbles, adn the ciggarette your smoking comes from?", he confidently replied, "The Grocery store of course". I turned laughing and walked off......just shows you how un appreciative and ignorant people are these days

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Yeah, shows how people just hop on the train along with everyone else, saying oh yeah i wanna save the environemnt, but whatever u can call me a liar if you want to

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Oh, well thanks for not callin me a liar lol, but yeah it is funny how people just follow fads

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This is at the outside garden center at lowes. me and this co worker were talkin for a sec in aisle 5 and this lady storms up to me and says were the hell is aisle 1? "I just said to her 4 aisles down" there are many dumb customers that cant take time to read a huge sign with a number on it.

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This is at the outside garden center at lowes. me and this co worker were talkin for a sec in aisle 5 and this lady storms up to me and says were the hell is aisle 1? "I just said to her 4 aisles down" there are many dumb customers that cant take time to read a huge sign with a number on it.

i used to get that all the time and i always gave a smartass comment.

wheres this?

isle 30.

wheres 30?

after 29, before 31.

haha

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This is at the outside garden center at lowes. me and this co worker were talkin for a sec in aisle 5 and this lady storms up to me and says were the hell is aisle 1? "I just said to her 4 aisles down" there are many dumb customers that cant take time to read a huge sign with a number on it.

Yeah sum people are jsut lazy.All the time i hear wheres the cereal?i point to the sign that says cereal.

That's why they don't deliver.

Yer ass better go sit along the side of the road and wait.

You can't expect them to travel up some dirt road in a hick / back woods town. Thats how horror movies start :D

I explain things very simply and use analogies in terms of Pickles, and grape drink, pool noodles and jackhammers...if you can't put 2 and 2 together there man, There simply is not much more I can do.

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I had a woman tell me at the auto shop i work for "I want new tires" and blah blah her whole life story.. shes obviously shit faced on some pills. I seen em! Anyways shes demanding dayton tires.. we dont sell dayton tires. After explaining this to her she demanded we find her some daytons.. so I slam the phone book on the counter and point to the phone. Told her to dial nine to get a line out. Twentys minutes of yelling on the phone from this bitch and she finds some.. like 45 miles away. She demands we go pick up tires from some other store and put them on her car. Everyone behind the counter starts laughing at her and she starts yelling and leaves.... then her battery died in the parking lot.. we check it, dead cel in it. She says we sabotaged her vehicle while it was in the bay.. the way she explained it we "opened the battery and took that cell out or killed it." so.. i clocked out for lunch.

ROFL.

This is at the outside garden center at lowes. me and this co worker were talkin for a sec in aisle 5 and this lady storms up to me and says were the hell is aisle 1? "I just said to her 4 aisles down" there are many dumb customers that cant take time to read a huge sign with a number on it.

Lawl.

Hell, I work in Produce, some fucking customers cannot tell which side of the corn table is white or yellow.... there's signs on the table too... :rolleyes:

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