Bash.org

[G_Fresh]

OMG this site is hilarious.. Can't stop laughing.

Here's some of my favorites.

http://bash.org/?8102

http://bash.org/?352172

http://bash.org/?400459

http://bash.org/?23601

http://bash.org/?99060

http://bash.org/?99835

http://bash.org/?171987

Most contain foul language. Delete if not allowed...

[BobbyG2]

LOL, that was funny...

[EricM9104]

#4281 +(27251)- [X]

<Zybl0re> get up

<Zybl0re> get on up

<Zybl0re> get up

<Zybl0re> get on up

<phxl|paper> and DANCE

* nmp3bot dances -<

* nmp3bot dances |-<

* nmp3bot dances :D/-<

<[sA]HatfulOfHollow> i'm going to become rich and famous after i invent a device that allows you to stab people in the face over the internet

#207373 +(17379)- [X]

<anamexis> oh man

<anamexis> I was opening a coke, right

--> Beefpile ([email protected]) has joined #themacmind

<anamexis> and it exploded

<anamexis> ALMOST all over my keyboard

<anamexis> but I got it away just in time

<-- Beefpile has quit (sick fuckers)

<anamexis> :<

#258908 +(13268)- [X]

<Ben174> : If they only realized 90% of the overtime they pay me is only cause i like staying here playing with Kazaa when the bandwidth picks up after hours.

<ChrisLMB> : If any of my employees did that they'd be fired instantly.

<Ben174> : Where u work?

<ChrisLMB> : I'm the CTO at LowerMyBills.com

*** Ben174 ([email protected]) Quit (Leaving)

#405221 +(12971)- [X]

<T-Wolf> man, my girlfriend left me for some faggot named robert

<RdAwG20> you don't live in Hope mills do you?

<T-Wolf> ya, why man?

<RdAwG20> lol, just wondering, was her namne alisson?

<T-Wolf> you mother fucker

#178890 +(12171)- [X]

*** Now talking in #christian

-Word_of_God- Welcome Abstruse to #christian I am a Bible Bot. For more info type: /msg Word_of_God !info

<Abstruse> !kjv numbers 22:21

<Word_of_God> Numbers 22:21 -- And Balaam rose up in the morning, and saddled his ass, and went with the princes of Moab. - (KJV)

*** SageRider sets mode: +b *!*@c211-30-208-111.rivrw3.nsw.optusnet.com.au

*** Word_of_God was kicked from #christian by SageRider (Please dont Swear)

<Abstruse> I know I'm never going to be able to come back in this channel again after this, but damn was it worth it to see that...

#602698 +(11996)- [X]

<death09>my girlfriend broke up with me and sent me pix of her and her new boyfriend in bed

<ktp753>ouch.

<death09>yeah.i sent them to her dad

#171987 +(11934)- [X]

<Th3No0b> Im going to be the next hitler

<Th3No0b> Im going to kill all the jews and 1 clown

<RageAgainsttheAmish> why the clown

<Th3No0b> See? no one cares about the jews

<RageAgainsttheAmish> lmao

#434593 +(10650)- [X]

*** Topic in #doghouse is 'Our hearts are extended to the 17 victims of the recent internet fraud'

* Anubis has joined #doghouse

<Anubis> what fraud?

<Kadmium> You haven't heard about it?

<Anubis> no?

<Kadmium> You can read the full story at http://www.tubgirl.com

<Anubis> omg wtf!

*** Kadmium changes topic to 'Our hearts are extended to the 18 victims of the recent internet fraud'

#50891 +(10566)- [X]

<Eticam> I was in biology class once, and the teacher said there was sugar in sperm

<Eticam> And a girl asked why doesn't it taste sweet then

<Eticam> When she realised what she said her face became red like a spanked monkey ass

<Eticam> Then the teacher said, because you taste sweetness with the front of your tongue, not the part of your tongue back in your throat

<Eticam> The girl started crying and left class ^^

[Red-navi-916]

fuuuuuuuuuuuuuuk..the last one had me rollin about the jews and clown haha

[DP420]

fuuuuuuuuuuuuuuk..the last one had me rollin about the jews and clown haha

haha me too, that shit was funny.