BassAddict32 Posted September 22, 2009 Report Share Posted September 22, 2009 (edited) so my mom works on a bus for corrections kids. well this kid told my mom that he isn't afraid to get his GF pregnant because he is drinking mountain dew. umm yea. i've heard of it lowering sperm count but even that's not true. same with people that think sex is okay in a pool because the sperm floats to the top of the water. :blink: :blink: all i can say is wow. just wow. btw, the kid that said that, he's like 16 or 17. EDIT: ohh and unless he's having sex with bottle, he can get her pregnant. Edited September 22, 2009 by BassAddict32 Quote 1994 Ford F150 reg cab 2 HFX 12's Audiopipe APSM-1300 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
G_Fresh Posted September 22, 2009 Report Share Posted September 22, 2009 I actually learned about the mountain due thing in middle school from my science teacher. As i grew older, i found it not to be true. lol.. and i love me some mountain dew! Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
justinlc3 Posted September 22, 2009 Report Share Posted September 22, 2009 Wow. I guess kids need alot more education on sex than I thought. Quote 2000 VW Jetta Pioneer headunit 1 Soundstream PC.6 6.5" component set 4 Pioneer TSA6984R 6x9 4 Selenium 6w4p 6" 2 15" Sundown Audio E's in 4 cubes @35hz Digital Designs CM1000 Rockford Fosgate Punch p400.4 Plans New Box New headunit New Amps R.I.P.1995 Chevy Blazer LS Rockford Fosgate headunit 2 Rockford Fosgate T1 6.5" 2 Rockford Fosgate T1 4x6 2 Rockford Fosgate T1 4" Hifonics Warrior hcx5.2c 4 Selenium 6w4p 6" 18" Mmats Juggernaut in 4.5 cubes @ 27hz Hifonics Brutus 1200 Rockford Fosgate Punch p400.4 Alpine 4 channel Optima Red Top Plans New Box New headunit New Amps Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
tehbert0 Posted September 22, 2009 Report Share Posted September 22, 2009 what are you talking about I drink 12 bottles of mountain dew a day. my girl isnt gonna get pregnant. and i pee green =D Quote http://motorcitydesignsaudio.com Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
jmitch Posted September 22, 2009 Report Share Posted September 22, 2009 lol peeing green. to much MTV kids are watchin these days lol!! Quote I know a lil about everything so dont call me Mr. Know it All. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
justinlc3 Posted September 22, 2009 Report Share Posted September 22, 2009 what are you talking about I drink 12 bottles of mountain dew a day. my girl isnt gonna get pregnant.and i pee green =D Lol. Quote 2000 VW Jetta Pioneer headunit 1 Soundstream PC.6 6.5" component set 4 Pioneer TSA6984R 6x9 4 Selenium 6w4p 6" 2 15" Sundown Audio E's in 4 cubes @35hz Digital Designs CM1000 Rockford Fosgate Punch p400.4 Plans New Box New headunit New Amps R.I.P.1995 Chevy Blazer LS Rockford Fosgate headunit 2 Rockford Fosgate T1 6.5" 2 Rockford Fosgate T1 4x6 2 Rockford Fosgate T1 4" Hifonics Warrior hcx5.2c 4 Selenium 6w4p 6" 18" Mmats Juggernaut in 4.5 cubes @ 27hz Hifonics Brutus 1200 Rockford Fosgate Punch p400.4 Alpine 4 channel Optima Red Top Plans New Box New headunit New Amps Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
doug118 Posted September 22, 2009 Report Share Posted September 22, 2009 i saw a porn in middle school where this guy busted all over this girls face and i thought it was the coolest thing so I never drank mountain dew just so I would be able to do that someday lol Quote 2001 Tahoe. Huge front stage and 55+ substage http://www.stevemeadedesigns.com/board/topic/196418-another-tahoe-build-huge-front-stage-and-155-substage/ Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Godsmack Posted September 22, 2009 Report Share Posted September 22, 2009 i saw a porn in middle school where this guy busted all over this girls face and i thought it was the coolest thing so I never drank mountain dew just so I would be able to do that someday lol dude that made me snicker so hard that it hurt my fuckin stiches. Kudos! J Quote "No poor dumb bastard ever won a war by dying for his country. He did it by making the other poor dumb bastard for his country." George Patton Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
z_ro Posted September 22, 2009 Report Share Posted September 22, 2009 so the kid was 16 or 17...which would usually mean high school. i was in middle school when i knew all i had to know about sex. How the FUCK does drinking mountain dew have anything to do with sex? I've never heard of a OB-GYN saying "Well the effective birth controls are the pill, the shot, the patch, condoms, abstinence and of course, Mountain Dew." I swear kids these days are fucking retarded. Quote just remember, there are no smart people in the world, only some less retarded than others wow shes hot too who is she? kim petras? wheres that from...i'd buss that open Bone stock 2015 Genesis Sedan RIP Civic Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
jbondox Posted September 22, 2009 Report Share Posted September 22, 2009 I have 5 kids (that I know of) and I drink mountain dew like it was water... maybe I should send my child support payments to the moron that started the rumor that Mountain Dew won't get her pregnant... Quote SMD SuperSeller VerifiedJbondoXJames Shields Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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