Guest DC Power Kyle Posted January 16, 2010 Report Share Posted January 16, 2010 One day, in line at the company cafeteria, Bill says to Mike behind him, "My elbow hurts like the dickens! I guess I'd better see a doctor." "Listen, you don't have to spend that kind of money," Mike replies. "There's a diagnostic computer down at Wal-Mart. Just give it a urine sample and the computer will tell you what's wrong and what to do about it. It takes ten seconds and costs $10. A lot cheaper than a doctor." So, Bill deposits a urine sample in a small jar and takes it to Wal-Mart. He deposits $10, and the computer lights up and asks for the urine sample. He pours the sample into the slot and waits. Ten seconds later, the computer ejects a printout: You have tennis elbow. Soak your arm in warm water and Epsom salts, found in aisle 2. Avoid heavy activity. It will improve in 2 weeks. Thank you for shopping at Wal-Mart. That evening, while thinking how amazing this new technology was, Bill began wondering if the computer could be fooled. He mixed some tap water, a stool sample from his dog, urine samples from his wife and daughter, and a sperm sample for good measure. Bill hurries back to Wal-Mart, eager to check the results. He deposits $10, pours in his concoction, and waits for the results. The computer prints the following: 1. Your tap water is too hard. Get a water softener. (Aisle 9) 2. Your dog has ringworm.. Bathe him with anti-fungal shampoo. (Aisle 7) 3. Your daughter has a cocaine habit. Get her into rehab. 4. Your wife is pregnant. Twins. They aren't yours. Get a lawyer. 5. If you don't stop playing with yourself, your elbow will never get better! Thank you for shopping at Wal-Mart. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Hellbound Train Posted January 16, 2010 Report Share Posted January 16, 2010 (edited) LMAO! I can seriously see someone doing this at walmart. Seeing as I was previously employed there and have seen some crazy things. Edited January 16, 2010 by Hellbound Train Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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LoudBimmer Posted January 16, 2010 Report Share Posted January 16, 2010 The computer prints the following:1. Your tap water is too hard. Get a water softener. (Aisle 9) 2. Your dog has ringworm.. Bathe him with anti-fungal shampoo. (Aisle 7) 3. Your daughter has a cocaine habit. Get her into rehab. 4. Your wife is pregnant. Twins. They aren't yours. Get a lawyer. 5. If you don't stop playing with yourself, your elbow will never get better! :lol: :lol: Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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Guest Posted January 16, 2010 Report Share Posted January 16, 2010 LMAO! I can seriously see someone doing this at walmart. Seeing as I was previously employed there and have seen some crazy things. i love stories, can you share some? im in for some more laughs and LMFAO Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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