AKBass Posted July 1, 2010 Report Share Posted July 1, 2010 I didnt see a funnies section so im posting this here. You have all probably seen them but, there were a few I hadnt so I thought I would share Q: How do you turn a dishwasher into a snowblower? A: Give her a shovel. A dog is truly a man's best friend. If you don't believe it, just try this experiment. Put your dog and your wife in the trunk of the car for an hour, When you open the trunk, which one is really happy to see you? A WOMAN'S REFLECTION ON MENOPAUSE: My husband, being unhappy with my mood swings, bought me a mood ring the other day so he would be able to monitor my moods. We've discovered that when I'm in a good mood, it turns green. When I'm in a bad mood, it leaves a big fucking red dent on his forehead. DEAR MADAM: THANK YOU FOR YOUR RECENT ORDER FROM OUR SEX TOYS WEBSITE. YOU'VE REQUESTED THE LARGE RED VIBRATOR AS FEATURED ON OUR WALL DISPLAY. PLEASE SELECT ANOTHER ITEM. THAT'S OUR FIRE EXTINGUISHER. FRIENDSHIP AMONG WOMEN; FRIENDSHIP AMONG MEN Friendship between women: A woman doesn't come home one night. The next day she tells her husband that she had slept over at a girlfriend's house. The husband calls his wife's 10 best friends. None of them know anything about it. Friendship between men: A man doesn't come home one night. The next day he tells his wife that he had slept over at a friend's house. The wife calls her husband's 10 best men friends. Eight of them confirm that he had slept over, and two claim that he was still there. the last on made me lmao Quote Current Ford F350 Alpine IVA-W505 2x Diamond s600 1x Diamond S400 2x RF T1500-1BD 1x RF T600-4 2x AA Havoc 12" DC Power 230XP 1/0 throughout Up Next 95 2dr Tahoe Head Unit= Alpine IVA-W505 Components= 2 Diamond S400, 2 Diamond S500, 2 Diamond S600 Woofers= 2 10" Diamond Hex, 2 12" Diamond D9 Amps= 3 RF T1000-4 Processor= 2 RF 3sixty.2 Subs= 4 18" AA Mayhem Amps 4 RF T2500-1 BDCP 7 XS Power D3100 3 DC Power 270+ Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
BeatBox Posted July 1, 2010 Report Share Posted July 1, 2010 hahahaha at the fire extinguisher and the last one too Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Big Lo Posted July 1, 2010 Report Share Posted July 1, 2010 Haha not bad, especially that last one Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
El1T3Bass Posted July 1, 2010 Report Share Posted July 1, 2010 (edited) lol, i giggled Edited July 1, 2010 by El1T3Bass Quote wow now this just shows that smd isnt just any forum. We are a brother hood. here let me put it in retard-onix for u aareehhhh duuuurrrrr ehhh got it now? Sweet baby jesus the amount of quoting the quote above the quote in a quote is epic Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
TeamHT Posted July 1, 2010 Report Share Posted July 1, 2010 last one made me laugh pretty good. hey ak, was that you that ran into kreative the other day? you going to be able to help glass my dash and front doors? Quote Tell me...does this smell like chloroform to you? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
AKBass Posted July 1, 2010 Author Report Share Posted July 1, 2010 last one made me laugh pretty good. hey ak, was that you that ran into kreative the other day? you going to be able to help glass my dash and front doors? Yeah I went in and met John. Pretty nice guy. Let him hear the truck. Whenever is clever. Im building a cabin for a client in hatchers right now so im tied up until the show next week but after that we could prolly figure it out. Quote Current Ford F350 Alpine IVA-W505 2x Diamond s600 1x Diamond S400 2x RF T1500-1BD 1x RF T600-4 2x AA Havoc 12" DC Power 230XP 1/0 throughout Up Next 95 2dr Tahoe Head Unit= Alpine IVA-W505 Components= 2 Diamond S400, 2 Diamond S500, 2 Diamond S600 Woofers= 2 10" Diamond Hex, 2 12" Diamond D9 Amps= 3 RF T1000-4 Processor= 2 RF 3sixty.2 Subs= 4 18" AA Mayhem Amps 4 RF T2500-1 BDCP 7 XS Power D3100 3 DC Power 270+ Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
TeamHT Posted July 1, 2010 Report Share Posted July 1, 2010 Yeah I went in and met John. Pretty nice guy. Let him hear the truck. Whenever is clever. Im building a cabin for a client in hatchers right now so im tied up until the show next week but after that we could prolly figure it out. would be clean. just trying to clean up the inside. and that was me who was selling the t4000s on craigslist, lol. still interested? lol, i ordered one of the crescendo 3kws but i still need 2 more and another d3100 Quote Tell me...does this smell like chloroform to you? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
TeamHT Posted July 1, 2010 Report Share Posted July 1, 2010 i dont think im going to be able to make it out to the show next week. well have to see, im running one amp right now so each sub is only seeing about 1350 watts. Quote Tell me...does this smell like chloroform to you? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
somerandomguy Posted July 2, 2010 Report Share Posted July 2, 2010 not bad Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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