i HATE cats!

[Hugh G. Rection]

my wife brought a cat home the other days. i told her not to do it but she did it anyway. im already sick of seeing this bastard run all over my house, scratchin up all my shit. this bastard is gonna, umm, "run away" here in the next day or so if she dont get rid of it.

so to reiterate, I FUCKING HATE CATS!!!!!

[LT.Smoke]

All i can say is tell her the P***Y went AWOL

[Hugh G. Rection]

All i can say is tell her the P***Y went AWOL

LOL

well, i aint against pets. she can have any pet she wants as long as its a Weimaraner

[Jbabycsx]

I always hated cats growing up. Now that I am older and lazy I find dogs need too much attention and are not mentally able to distiguish right from wrong. Therefore I have a cat. It pees in the litter box it never poops on the carpet and I have yet to come home to find it enjoying my georgia boots as a snack.

[Hugh G. Rection]

I always hated cats growing up. Now that I am older and lazy I find dogs need too much attention and are not mentally able to distiguish right from wrong. Therefore I have a cat. It pees in the litter box it never poops on the carpet and I have yet to come home to find it enjoying my georgia boots as a snack.

but a dog is your buddy, your friend. that dog will follow you to hell and back. that damn cat will just in the corner all day giving you that little "if you wanna pet me you bring your ass over here motherfucker" look.

[bigaltexas]

I always hated cats growing up. Now that I am older and lazy I find dogs need too much attention and are not mentally able to distiguish right from wrong. Therefore I have a cat. It pees in the litter box it never poops on the carpet and I have yet to come home to find it enjoying my georgia boots as a snack.

but a dog is your buddy, your friend. that dog will follow you to hell and back. that damn cat will just in the corner all day giving you that little "if you wanna pet me you bring your ass over here motherfucker" look.

LMFAO

[bigaltexas]

just tell her this little boy came over and this happened.

[Jbabycsx]

I always hated cats growing up. Now that I am older and lazy I find dogs need too much attention and are not mentally able to distiguish right from wrong. Therefore I have a cat. It pees in the litter box it never poops on the carpet and I have yet to come home to find it enjoying my georgia boots as a snack.

but a dog is your buddy, your friend. that dog will follow you to hell and back. that damn cat will just in the corner all day giving you that little "if you wanna pet me you bring your ass over here motherfucker" look.

Ha ha that is true. Im getting that look as I type this.

[Hugh G. Rection]

I always hated cats growing up. Now that I am older and lazy I find dogs need too much attention and are not mentally able to distiguish right from wrong. Therefore I have a cat. It pees in the litter box it never poops on the carpet and I have yet to come home to find it enjoying my georgia boots as a snack.

but a dog is your buddy, your friend. that dog will follow you to hell and back. that damn cat will just in the corner all day giving you that little "if you wanna pet me you bring your ass over here motherfucker" look.

Ha ha that is true. Im getting that look as I type this.

see, told ya......

[dugee81]

Cats are lazy but I can't hate them. Its good entertainment when my little dachshund wants to "play" when the cat doesn't.. lol