Forevrbumpn Posted January 19, 2009 Report Share Posted January 19, 2009 My main email acct is on AOL, but my secondary is Yahoo. One thing that really ticks me off is these damn Nigerian scams This is the latest today, - From the FBI.. whhhoooohhhh Anti-Terrorist and Monetary Crimes Division FBI Headquarters Washington, D.C. Federal Bureau of Investigation J. Edgar Hoover Building 935 Pennsylvania Avenue, NW Washington, D.C. 20535-0001 Date: 01/18/2009 ATTENTION FUND BENEFICIARY, This is a notice from the FBI foreign Remittance / telegraphic Dept.; it has come to our notice that the C.B.N Bank of Nigeria district has released the sum of 10,500,000.00 US Dollars into the Bank of America in your name as the beneficiary, by inheritance means. The C.B.N Bank of Nigeria knowing fully well that they do not have Enough facilities to effect this payment from the united kingdom to your account, used what we know as a Secret Diplomatic Transit Payment (S.T.D.P) to pay this fund through wire transfer, they used this means to complete the payment. They are still, waiting for confirmation from you on the already Transferred funds which was made in direct transfer so that they can do final crediting into your account. Secret diplomatic payments are not made unless the funds are related to terrorist activities, then why must your payment be made in secret transfer? If your transaction is legitimate, and you are not a terrorist, then why did you not receive the money directly into your account? This is a pure coded, means of payment. Records which we have had with this method of payment in the past has always been related to terrorist acts, we do not want you to get into trouble as soon as these funds reflect in your account in the U.S.A, so it is our duty as a word wide commission to correct this little problem before this fund will be credited into your personal account. The funds are presently on hold for further proof of the legal documents before releasing directly to you. Due to the increased difficulty and unnecessary security by the American authorities when funds come from outside of Europe, and the Middle East, the F.B.I bank commission for Europe has stopped the transfer on its way to deliver payment of $10,500,000.00 to debit your reserve account and pay you through a secured diplomatic transit account (S.D.T.A). We govern and oversee funds transfer from the World Bank and the rest of the world. We advice you contact us immediately, as the funds have been stopped and is being held in our custody, until you are able to provide us with the Diplomatic Immunity Seal of Transfer (DIST) within 3 days from the world local bank that authorize the transfer from where the funds was transferred to certify that the funds that you are about to receive from Nigeria is antiterrorist/drug free or we shall have cause to impound the Payment. We shall release the funds immediately we receive this legal document. ------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------ We have decided to contact you directly to acquire the proper Verifications and proof from you to show that you are the rightful person to receive this funds, because of the amount involve, we want to make sure it is clean and legal money you are about to receive. Be informed that the funds is now in United State in your name, but right now we have ask the bank not to release the funds to anybody that comes for claiming, unless we ask them to do so, because we have to carry out our investigations first before releasing the funds to you. Note that the fund is in the BANK OF AMERICA right now, but we have asked them not to credit the fund to you yet, because we need solid proof and Verifications from you before releasing the funds. So to this regards you are to re-assure and proof to us that the money you are about to receive is a clean money by sending to us FBI Identification Record and also Diplomatic Immunity Seal Of Transfer(DIST) to satisfy to us that the money you are about to receive is legitimate. You are to forward the documents to us immediately if you have it in your possession, if you don't have it let us know to enable us direct and inform you where to obtain the document and send to us, so we can proceed and instruct the bank of America to immediately effect the funds into your account. An FBI Identification Record and Diplomatic Immunity Seal of Transfer (DIST) often referred to as a Criminal History Record or Rap Sheet is a listing of certain information taken from fingerprint submissions retained by the FBI in connection with arrests and, in some instances, federal employment, naturalization, or military service. This Condition Is Valid until Jan, 23rd. 2009 after we shall take actions on canceling the payment and then charge you for illegally moving of funds out of Nigeria. Guarantee: funds will be released on confirmation of the document. ------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------- Final Instruction; 1. Credit payment instruction: irrevocable credit guarantee. 2. Beneficiary has full power when validation is cleared. 3. Beneficiaries Bank in U.S.A can only release funds. 4. Upon confirmation from the World Bank / United Nations. 5. Bearers must clear Bank protocol and validation request. ------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------ NOTE: We have asked for the above documents to make available the most complete and up-to date records possible for the enhancement of public safety, welfare and security of Society while recognizing the importance of individual privacy rights. If you fail to provide the Documents to us, we will charge you and take proper action against you for not proofing to us that the funds you are about to receive is legitimate. The United States Department of Justice Order 556-73 establishes rules and regulations for the subject of an FBI Identification Record to obtain a copy of his or her own Record for review. The FBI Criminal Justice Information Services (CJIS) Division processes these requests to check illegal activities in U.S.A. An individual may request a copy of his or her own FBI Identification Record for personal review or to challenge information on the Record. Other reasons an individual may request a copy of his or her own Identification Record may include international adoption or to satisfy a requirement to live or work in a foreign country or receive funds from another country, i.e. Diplomatic Immunity Seal of Transfer, letter of good conduct, criminal history Background, etc.) Robert Mueller, III My spam blocker doesn't let me block by subject or any filters that I can adjust that I know of, or I would use Nigeria, Nigerian, Viagra, Vitalis... lol But anyways, this is crazy, and I do usually respond with something like, "Take me off your mother fuking list you dumb shit scamming mother fucker, damn ass holes" Just venting Quote I have a ritual called "terminator". I crouch in the shower in the "naked terminator" pose. With eyes closed I crouch for a minute and visualize either Arnie or the guy from the 2nd movie. I then start to hum the T2 theme. Slowly I rise to a standing position and open my eyes. It helps me get through my day. The only problem is if the shower curtain sticks to my terminator leg. It sorta ruins the fantasy. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
99vic Posted January 19, 2009 Report Share Posted January 19, 2009 that is funny. i get at least 3 a month. i wonder if people are actually stupid enough to fall for that? Quote REST IN PARADISE BIG RICH (Sqmonte) never forgotten Why do you guys ALWAYS dispute on NUMBERS????? It's such a played out argument, so fucking annoying.... It's 12 fuckin 15's.... It's louder than you... Shut the fuck up... /Rant I'm so jealous, it makes me want to club baby seals. That shit gets down HARD!dont buy from knowledge he will scam you. http://www.stevemeadedesigns.com/board/topic/30995-official-knowledge-feedback/ Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
E-Train Posted January 19, 2009 Report Share Posted January 19, 2009 I get that crap too, except all mine always say something about a foreign prince or something and left you a lump sum of so and so amount of money, just pay 1500 dollars to get your conformation information to receive your full amount of money. So annoying and such BS Quote 1997 4 Runner Alpine CDA-9886 4 Fi Audio X Series 12's 1 Crunch GP3000D Pro DC Power Inc. Alternator(Kickin out 15+ volts!) Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Forevrbumpn Posted January 19, 2009 Author Report Share Posted January 19, 2009 I guess if you mail out about 250,000 emails like that a day, Iam sure there are like 10 people who will actually respond to them Quote I have a ritual called "terminator". I crouch in the shower in the "naked terminator" pose. With eyes closed I crouch for a minute and visualize either Arnie or the guy from the 2nd movie. I then start to hum the T2 theme. Slowly I rise to a standing position and open my eyes. It helps me get through my day. The only problem is if the shower curtain sticks to my terminator leg. It sorta ruins the fantasy. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
roscoe1129 Posted January 19, 2009 Report Share Posted January 19, 2009 Your supposed to notify the authorities/forward the scam to the authorities when you get it. Its the only way to even try and put a dent in them....... Quote Some people need a sympathetic pat... on the head...with my hammer Scientia est Vox "In Nomine Patris et Filii et Spiritus Sancti" DONT BE AFRAID TO USE THE SEARCH BUTTON!!! SMD SUPER BUYER/SELLER Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Forevrbumpn Posted January 19, 2009 Author Report Share Posted January 19, 2009 really? I guess especially posing as FBI huh, thats considered a federal crime right? To bad these people are not in the US Quote I have a ritual called "terminator". I crouch in the shower in the "naked terminator" pose. With eyes closed I crouch for a minute and visualize either Arnie or the guy from the 2nd movie. I then start to hum the T2 theme. Slowly I rise to a standing position and open my eyes. It helps me get through my day. The only problem is if the shower curtain sticks to my terminator leg. It sorta ruins the fantasy. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
roscoe1129 Posted January 19, 2009 Report Share Posted January 19, 2009 really? I guess especially posing as FBI huh, thats considered a federal crime right?To bad these people are not in the US yeah I know I had one saying they were gonna prosecute me unless I refunded the money and shit.... I didnt even get any money from the douche bags lol..... Quote Some people need a sympathetic pat... on the head...with my hammer Scientia est Vox "In Nomine Patris et Filii et Spiritus Sancti" DONT BE AFRAID TO USE THE SEARCH BUTTON!!! SMD SUPER BUYER/SELLER Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Forevrbumpn Posted January 19, 2009 Author Report Share Posted January 19, 2009 lol... I could copy and paste more emails from my spam folder Quote I have a ritual called "terminator". I crouch in the shower in the "naked terminator" pose. With eyes closed I crouch for a minute and visualize either Arnie or the guy from the 2nd movie. I then start to hum the T2 theme. Slowly I rise to a standing position and open my eyes. It helps me get through my day. The only problem is if the shower curtain sticks to my terminator leg. It sorta ruins the fantasy. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Forevrbumpn Posted January 19, 2009 Author Report Share Posted January 19, 2009 (edited) Attention: Beneficiary, Please pardon my intrusion of your privacy by this email correspondence to you, but it is imperative that I make this fact known to you, I have been waiting for you since to contact me to collect your cashier's cheque for the sum of five hundred thousand dollars, hence I went to FedEx to Deposit it. I traveled out of the country for a 1 Month Course and I will not come back till end of Jan 2009.Be informed that the security holding fees would begin to count after 30days,i made the deposit on Dec 30th. :::::::::::::::::::::::::::::::::::::::::::::::::::::::::::::::::::::::::::::::: :::::: What you have to do now is to contact the FedEx Delivery as soon as possible to know when they will deliver your package to you because of the expiring date. For your information, I have paid for the delivery charges; the money you will send to the FedEx Delivery courier to deliver your cheque direct to your postal Address in your country is ($235 Dollars) only being Shipping Fee of the Delivery Company so far. Again, don't be deceived by anybody to pay money except $235 Dollars. I am on a course in which they will not be able to contact me for the payment. :::::::::::::::::::::::::::::::::::::::::::::::::::::::::::::::::::::::::::::::: ::::::::::::::::::::::::::::::::::::::::::::::::::::::::::::: You are required to contact FedEx courier company Regional Dispatch Manager with his below email contact address: Contact Name: Mr. David Iyayi. Status: Regional Dispatch Manager Contact Email Address: [email protected] :::::::::::::::::::::::::::::::::::::::::::::::::::::::::::::::::::::::::::::::: ::::::::::::::::::::::::::::::::::::::::::::::::::::::::::::: You have to contact the FedEx Regional Dispatch Manager and send the money via western union money transfer or Money gram international transfer to the officer in charge, Regional Dispatch Manager, for the delivery of your cheque with this information below; here is the information you need to send the $235. RECEIVERS NAME: MR DAVID IYAYI. RECIEVERS ADDRESS: ABUJA-NIGERIA TEXT QUESTION: WHO TEXT ANSWER: ME AMOUNT: $235 :::::::::::::::::::::::::::::::::::::::::::::::::::::::::::::::::::::::::::::::: ::::::::::::::::::::::::::::::::::::::::::::::::::::::::::::::: Be informed that you are to email the details below for the prompt collection of the funds once you send it. 1: THE TEN DIGIT MTCN NUMBER. 2: THE SENDERS NAME AND ADDRESS IF DIFFERENT FROM YOUR OWN NAME AND ABOVE ADDRESS. 3: THE AMOUNT SENT. :::::::::::::::::::::::::::::::::::::::::::::::::::::::::::::::::::::::::::::::: ::::::::::::::::::::::::::::::::::::::::::::::::::::::::::::: Finally, make sure that you reconfirm your Postal address() and Direct telephone number to them again to avoid any mistake on the Delivery and ask them to give you the tracking number to enable you track your package When it arrive, and know when it will get to your address. Let me repeat again, try to contact them as soon as you receive this mail to avoid any further delay and remember to pay them their shipping fee of $235 Dollars for their immediate action. Note that it is when you must have paid the $235 Dollars for the shipping fee that the package will be released and the tracking number would be given to you. Yours Truly, Mr. Paul Jones, Secretary to, Prof. Chukwuma Soludo Executive Governor CBN. :::::::::::::::::::::::::::::::::::::::::::::::::::::::::::::::::::::::::::::::: ::::::::::::::::::::::::::::::::::::::::::::::::::::::::::::: Statement of confidentiality: "the information in this email and in any attachments may contain confidential information and is intended solely for the attention and use of the named addressee(s). It may not be disclosed to any person without authorization. If you are not the intended recipient, or a person responsible for delivering it to the intended recipient you are not authorized to and must not disclose, copy, distribute or retain this message or any part of it." ^ That made me laugh Edited January 19, 2009 by Forevrbumpn Quote I have a ritual called "terminator". I crouch in the shower in the "naked terminator" pose. With eyes closed I crouch for a minute and visualize either Arnie or the guy from the 2nd movie. I then start to hum the T2 theme. Slowly I rise to a standing position and open my eyes. It helps me get through my day. The only problem is if the shower curtain sticks to my terminator leg. It sorta ruins the fantasy. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Neo_frog Posted January 19, 2009 Report Share Posted January 19, 2009 I don't know what you're talking about, they gave me my 10.5 mil... No but seriously, I get this e-mail every day. I always read them cause they're funny and there's never a valid return address. Plus the 'undisclosed recipients' list gives it away every time. I already sent a message to yahoo telling them to better their filters and forwarded most of the FBI e-mails to them. Nobody should be getting shit like this. Quote Need an install? Hit me up.[email protected]Got car audio questions? Check here first!Everything you need to know. =]http://www.stevemeadedesigns.com/board/topic/83029-everything-you-need-to-know/ Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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