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  1. omnibus

    Going to Walmart. Trying to make a street smarts list for survival purposes. So far I got:

    step 1: Dress like trailer trash so I blend in without being noticed.

    step 2: Walk with a hobble and suck in my cheeks so no one stares at me. 

    Step 3: Keep my cart in the middle of the isles at all times while ignoring everyone else.

    Step 4: Pretend to look at some Boss amps with interest while verbally envying those Kicker comps and hope no one notices me holding back the laughter.

    I feel like I'm missing some steps....

    1. twalker182

      twalker182

      LOL @ #3

    2. Ahmed Johnson

      Ahmed Johnson

      Have a credit and cash in case you end up in the self check out aisle with the small hand written note that says CARD only

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