HELP!!! lol waits a min....... HELP!!! no one comes because the restrooms in the back of the store lol.
Operator: 911 what is your emergency?
Dude: Uh, yeah, um, well im stuck on a toilet seat in a wal-mart bathroom.
Operator: What sir say that again.
Dude: Repeats himself
Operator: Sir, it is a class 4 felony to prank call 911, this is for emergencys only.
Dude: WTF u mean this is a emergency im effin stuck to a effin toilet seat!
Operator: Sir, explain to me what happened.
Dude: yeah i went to take the Browns to the super bowl i sat my ass down on the toilet seat and i got stuck.
Operator: Sir, have you tried standing up?
Dude: NO , i didnt think of that, Of course i tried to stand up, it almost ripped my ass hairs out wtf you think!?
Operator: okay sir, we are sending units to ur location, please be sure to wipe and flush before they get there.
LOL