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"Ain't nothin better than drivin a car that looks like your junk." - Christopher "Big Black" Boykin

"Hahahahahahahaha. I'm sure it'll be a great chocolate bar!"

"I can fly! And I don't even need a cape!" -Si Robertson

"Like, I can't stop murdering children." -Ryan Reynolds

"Men. We're going to go extinct, and we're going to do it drinking scotch and driving muscle cars. Am I right? Yes. Of course I am."

"Mom, can you get me some yogurt with weed in it?" - Tyler Fehr

"Mother Nature's a MAAAAD scientist, Jerry!"

"My dad has a gold tooth.""My dad just has diabetes."

"Oh, I can hear 'em playin. I can hear the ringin of a beat up old guitar.Oh, I can hear 'em singin, keep on dreamin even if it breaks your heart."

"OHH glow in the dark tampons! Leonard, we're going to be rich."

"Scorch bazinga boom bang snap!"

"That was the greatest breakfast I've had all day."

"This would be a perfect moment, but you landed on my testicles."

"We're like the musketeers. All for one and one for all, Jack."

"Well then bippity boppity boo, our pants are metaphorically on fire."

"Why would I make joke on mother-in-law?"

"You can always turn water into wine, if you're Jesus. Last time I checked, you're Willie."

*Bekah calls me*Bekah: Where are you guys?Me: Havin a pee right now. Do you mind?

*southern accent* "My one teacher, he called me stupiiiiiiid and duuuuuumb and said I was an idiot. Then I realized, maaaaaan home-schoolin' is the worst!"hahahahahaha made my dayyyy

$2,500 in freshly minted 50s feels pretty friggin good in my hands right now.

16 days

6 hours in before lunch. Another few after, and then supper with the best cousins ever. Decent start to the week!

Aaron: "In grade 9 we weren't even allowed to hug and now we're like, humping eachother." My class, ladies and gentlemen.

All I want to learn this summer is how to scrub, which isn't likely. But hey, a guy can try.

Already less red! Cold showers are the key to treating a sun burn.