That makes me feel better lol
Here's my death wish story, I was getting on the highway, I merged on and im cruising in the cruising lane going down a hill going the speed limit 55, so im getting closer to the car in front of me so I pull over to pass, I see a semi in my rear view wayyy back there, as soon as I pull out he decides to put it to the floor im like this is gonna hurt he's comming down the hill going 65 gets up to my bumper and jams on the brakes, so naturally I flip him off for being such a fuckstick. So now we're at the bottom of the hill im going 75 now to get him off my ass then at the top im like ok he's back far enough that I can resume 55 WRONG he's on my ass, but this time he's close than ever and flippin me off with both hands, I pushed in the clutch put it in 4th jammed on the breaks and put my foot to the floor to prevent me from getting rearended, I hear his jake brake kick on and i'd be suprised if you could have fit a piece of paper between our bumpers, so now he backs off and the highway switches to a 2 lane he comes up closer and puts his blinker on and pulls off the road multiple times to get me to pull over.. im like umm I have better things to do.. so about 2 miles later he starts doing some weird shit like slowing down alot then comming flying towards me then slamming on the brakes so I pull over and get out to get behind him so I can see if he has the HOWS MY DRIVING sticker because I was going to report this cock smoker, but of course he didn't
Moral of the story, im a complete idiot with no fear of death, who brake checked a semi