Maryland Man Superglued to toilet seat at Walmart

[P4killer_]

LOOL that sucks bad... but then again I almost never drop public deuces.. if I do Im droppin bombs from above(hovering). Fuck sitting on any public seat. I guess going to public schools with no doors on the stalls and just disgusting shit everywhere, kinda trained that into me I dont think I ever dropped a deuce at school from 6th grade on.

I wonder if Walmart is liable for this?

[jagblazer01]

lmao...this isnt the first time this has happend. A few years ago people we doing this down in Salisbury I believe.

Edited April 7, 2011 by jagblazer01

[meade916]

public restrooms FTL -

but an emergency is an emergency........and thats why Ass Gaskets were invented. I usually double or triple up if i am in a situation where i am forced to use a strange sh#tter

[TIG]

public restrooms FTL -

but an emergency is an emergency........and thats why Ass Gaskets were invented. I usually double or triple up if i am in a situation where i am forced to use a strange sh#tter

Damn and I thought those were complimentary bibs lmfao

[cubs_fan0718]

HELP!!! lol waits a min....... HELP!!! no one comes because the restrooms in the back of the store lol.

Operator: 911 what is your emergency?

Dude: Uh, yeah, um, well im stuck on a toilet seat in a wal-mart bathroom.

Operator: What sir say that again.

Dude: Repeats himself

Operator: Sir, it is a class 4 felony to prank call 911, this is for emergencys only.

Dude: WTF u mean this is a emergency im effin stuck to a effin toilet seat!

Operator: Sir, explain to me what happened.

Dude: yeah i went to take the Browns to the super bowl i sat my ass down on the toilet seat and i got stuck.

Operator: Sir, have you tried standing up?

Dude: NO , i didnt think of that, Of course i tried to stand up, it almost ripped my ass hairs out wtf you think!?

Operator: okay sir, we are sending units to ur location, please be sure to wipe and flush before they get there.

LOL

[corteznewbie]

public restrooms FTL -

but an emergency is an emergency........and thats why Ass Gaskets were invented. I usually double or triple up if i am in a situation where i am forced to use a strange sh#tter

is that how you broke in the sh!tter at your new shop lol

[la negra]

lol

[Mtnbikecrazy55]

what a shitty situation...