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Go to the ghetto part of your town, get ghetto newspaper dial a number listed on back of newspaper, this is the subscription based method to "meeting a girl"

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Ask them "how much does a polar bear weigh. Enough to break the ice. Hi my name is (insert name here)..."

Bam convo has started

i like that lol but honestly how often to pickup lines work and honestly my ex was my first girl friend and she started talking to me so i didnt have to do any work thus my inexperience

Lol we actually tried it at a couple bars on a bet with our girlfriends and we actually got a few conversations out of it. But on a serious note just be yourself and make eye contact and act interested in them

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Alcohol helps.

When I get a little buzz going I hit on all kinds of girls, hot, fat, whatever. My point being I get a fair amount of girls which builds confidence and envy among your friends... But I never get involved in relationships and that my friend sounds good for a while but in the end it fucking sucks. Shit I guess I'm not much help at all :bull:

And the fact more than one person agrees does not make it a circle jerk, it makes it a bukkake scene and you're in the middle ;)

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Good pick-up line "Excuse me, does this bar napkin smell like chloroform to you? Just kidding, hi my name's <insert name here>" :drinks:

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yea def not taking steroids but i guess hitting the gym couldnt hurt the rest i already do i always dress nice and always smell good i actually get complements from girls at my work on the dailey

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I was kidding , but hit the gym if you look good and u kno you look good others will also see u look good , steroids no never because woman hate big guys with huge arms and abs o yea huge turn off right ,,,

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