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try this one guys "girl, if we were squirrels I would go in your hole and bust a nut."

Or... "I wish you were a tree, so I could stick my nuts in your hole."

who sticks their nuts in a hole? :trippy:

If I answered you in a well mannered, informative way, you asked a good question or had a good attitude. If I was an asshole, you asked a stupid question or you had a fucktard attitude... or I was in a bad mood.

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try this one guys "girl, if we were squirrels I would go in your hole and bust a nut."

Or... "I wish you were a tree, so I could stick my nuts in your hole."

who sticks their nuts in a hole? :trippy:

people who want to loose them?

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try this one guys "girl, if we were squirrels I would go in your hole and bust a nut."

Haha I had a ginuwine laugh on that one. :drinks:

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try this one guys "girl, if we were squirrels I would go in your hole and bust a nut."

Or... "I wish you were a tree, so I could stick my nuts in your hole."

who sticks their nuts in a hole? :trippy:

people who want to loose them?

ya, talk to my dog about that one. he didnt think it was fun.

If I answered you in a well mannered, informative way, you asked a good question or had a good attitude. If I was an asshole, you asked a stupid question or you had a fucktard attitude... or I was in a bad mood.

Team BassickHU: Pioneer AVIC Z110Front: Peerless SLS 6.5", Peerless HDS 4", Rainbow tweeter - running activeAmp: JL HD600/4 and DC 4 channel (bridged to midbass)Processor: JBL MS-8Subs: 2x 12" AA MayhemsAmp: DC 3kElectrical: DC power 270xp alt. 1/0 big 4. XSpower D3400 and six D680s.

http://www.stevemeadedesigns.com/board/topic/121795-29-update-the-buick-is-getting-a-rebuild/

Top career scores: DBdrag 151.7 MECA SQ 82.25My SOTM build

Yeah. im pretty sure they dont warranty retarded people.

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try this one guys "girl, if we were squirrels I would go in your hole and bust a nut."

Or... "I wish you were a tree, so I could stick my nuts in your hole."

who sticks their nuts in a hole? :trippy:

people who want to loose them?

ya, talk to my dog about that one. he didnt think it was fun.

Pshh.. It counts as a half if you dip the balls in. :pardon:

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Me:If you were a triangle, you would be acute one.

HER: wtf lol

Me: of course you didnt get it

HER: no i get it

me: so this guy said saying that would get me laid....

HER: well hes wrong

ME: im just tryin to fuck

her: im on my period

ME: like i said im tryin to fuck

her:eww

me: sooooo.........?

she never says no but then again neither does chloroform

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Me:If you were a triangle, you would be acute one.

HER: wtf lol

Me: of course you didnt get it

HER: no i get it

me: so this guy said saying that would get me laid....

HER: well hes wrong

ME: im just tryin to fuck

her: im on my period

ME: like i said im tryin to fuck

her:eww

me: sooooo.........?

she never says no but then again neither does chloroform

"lil red wing never hurt no one"

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Me:If you were a triangle, you would be acute one.

HER: wtf lol

Me: of course you didnt get it

HER: no i get it

me: so this guy said saying that would get me laid....

HER: well hes wrong

ME: im just tryin to fuck

her: im on my period

ME: like i said im tryin to fuck

her:eww

me: sooooo.........?

she never says no but then again neither does chloroform

"lil red wing never hurt no one"

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some cars do over 170db with one sub, so clearly my two 12"s can do that in my car, with my knowledge too! look out bitches!

I'm with captain stupid.

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