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You: wanna play a game?

Her: sure, what game?

You: firetruck/red light.

Her: how do you play?

You: I start with my hand on your knee and work my way up, and when you feel uncomfortable, you say red light.

Her: ok!

Start moving your hand up her leg and when she says red light, you keep going to the naughty zone and you tell her that firetrucks don't stop for red lights ;)

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so what thread is she in in 18+?

none yet. iv known her since high school, and back when she was 17 she took som neked pics for her boyfriend at the time, and when they broke up he sent them all around the school. ever since then she has been real touchy about sending 18+ pics of herself to anyone. im tryin tho.

lol so this chick got scarred for life because her ex sent nekked pics of her all around the school, and now here you are trying to get nekked pics of her to post on the internet?

that's kind of a dick move dontcha think? lol

you know what this is called. Cockblocking. think of the married and involved men.

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so what thread is she in in 18+?

none yet. iv known her since high school, and back when she was 17 she took som neked pics for her boyfriend at the time, and when they broke up he sent them all around the school. ever since then she has been real touchy about sending 18+ pics of herself to anyone. im tryin tho.

lol so this chick got scarred for life because her ex sent nekked pics of her all around the school, and now here you are trying to get nekked pics of her to post on the internet?

that's kind of a dick move dontcha think? lol

you know what this is called. Cockblocking. think of the married and involved men.

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I friggin love this thing haha try this

Girl, you got 206 bones in your body, want one more?

BTW im not sure how many bones a girl has in they body so fix that when you try the line lol

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How about...

"Hey wanna bang? I'm a little horny."

Then you can ether wait till they respond to say this or say it right away.

"Oh shit, I meant hang... not bang... and lonely, not horny... awkward"

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