ALPINE408 Posted January 5, 2012 Report Posted January 5, 2012 (edited) This is alarming! Beer contains female hormones! Yes, that's right, hormones! Last month Montreal University and scientists released the results of a recent analysis that revealed the presence female hormones in beer. Men should take a concerned look at their beer consumption. The theory is that beer contains female hormones (hops contain Phytoestrogens) and that by drinking enough beer, men turn into women. To test the theory, 100 men each drank 8 schooners of beer within a one (1) hour period. It was then observed that 100% of the test subjects, yes, 100% of all these men:- 1) Argued over nothing. 2) Refused to apologize when obviously wrong. 3) Gained weight. 4) Talked excessively without making sense. 5) Became overly emotional 6) Couldn't drive. 7) Failed to think rationally, and 8 ) Had to sit down while urinating. No further testing was considered necessary! Send this to the men you know to warn them about drinking too much beer! Cheers, Edited January 5, 2012 by Team Bassick (ALPINE) Quote Have you ever had your woofers blown?
SlappinM30 Posted January 5, 2012 Report Posted January 5, 2012 LOL now that is some funny stuff right there! Quote 2 15"s Re-coned with a Custom re-cones with DD 9500 coils, Rockford Fosgate T1500-1bd, Designated Aux. 190 amp Alt@ 15.5 volts, Duel High Rate Aux. Batts. Doing 143+'s (current box and subs haven't been metered), 1st place in 129.9 Bass Race and a 2nd and a 3rd in NW DB Drag in the last two shows. Only gone two 2 show total thought, so not to bad
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Ecco Posted January 5, 2012 Report Posted January 5, 2012 Science!! gotta love those R&D teams hahahaha Quote
ALPINE408 Posted January 5, 2012 Author Report Posted January 5, 2012 its kinda true lol Quote Have you ever had your woofers blown?
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