ParDeus Posted March 30, 2014 Report Share Posted March 30, 2014 Let the flaming commence... I just moved to the mountains, and it's great scenery and all, except the broads. Not a good place to be a dentist, or sell petite lingerie, if you catch my drift. Somebody turned me on to this fucking pof site. Only thing I can think is thst they give free pot-roast to the women for joining. In FL, I could spend 10min in Target, and be guaranteed a shot at catching some STD's. (good thing) Up here, the only decent looking broads I've seen are usually with some squirrel wearing a fadora. What.The.Fuck. My prick might be beyond repair. I haven't seen it in months, maybe it went on strike, idk. Now don't get me wrong, I'm ok with lowering my standards for a night or two. But EVERYONE knows EVERYONE around here. (not a good thing) I feel like that dude in the movie with the tiger and the raft. Except I've not been that close to pu%$y. Advice, wisdom, and phone numbers for relatives are welcome. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest Posted March 30, 2014 Report Share Posted March 30, 2014 try the next town over. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
ParDeus Posted March 30, 2014 Author Report Share Posted March 30, 2014 try the next town over. Next town over is one of the gayest in the nation. Johnson City. Very fitting name, imo. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest Posted March 30, 2014 Report Share Posted March 30, 2014 Dude I know knoxville is 70 miles away but that is where the University of Tennessee is.... No excuses about how far either, alot of people drive 1hour to work everyday. Take a class or 2 there twice a week, if you make less than $52,000 a year you qualify for the pell grant which would pay for everything and then some. If you dont see a fine chicka, you need glasses or johnson town. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
ParDeus Posted March 30, 2014 Author Report Share Posted March 30, 2014 Love it. Knoxville is a long way to pedal my bike... I guess I can put pegs on in case I get lucky... College=Definate STD=Awesome Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
JEMT8 Posted March 30, 2014 Report Share Posted March 30, 2014 That website is a joke. I think you would have a better chance hitting on somebody in person. At least in person they have to give a response. I went on there out of boredom and I would say 1 of 5 was remotely attractive so obviously every dude on the site is going to message them and not the whales that make up the other 75% percent of the women on there. I met one girl on there and she said she would easy get close to 100 messages a day. formerly known as Jaylor Swift Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
tacomaguy1 Posted March 30, 2014 Report Share Posted March 30, 2014 Man the harpoons Team Flex Issues Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Seymore Posted March 30, 2014 Report Share Posted March 30, 2014 Ain't nothing wrong with some cushion, just as long as she got some muscle to back it up. My girl's 5' 4" and 180, but her thighs are almost pure muscle.I guess color guard and flag twirling will do that to you, maybe I should look into that. 2001 Civic LX SedanPioneer DEH-7500HD Big 3 in 1/0 Knu CCARockford P500-4RF Punch P165-S in doorsRF Punch P165 in rear deckFront doors deadened with DamplifierNextSQ's new HDS208 8" in a T-line whenever it FINALLY COMES OUT I CAN FINALLY AFFORD IT Bend over and I'll show ya. how is it 2 days work? half a day at most, i may be an idiot, but im not an idiot. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
ParDeus Posted March 30, 2014 Author Report Share Posted March 30, 2014 flag twirling I'm not aware of such sexual oddities... Link please? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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