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Farting in the shower is unfiltered,which would explain it's tendency to smell worse than a fart that had to navigate through a set of boxers and jeans.I have no beef with smelling MY farts in fact I really like them,however if I smell someone elses gas shyt makes me wanna sling vomit.My favorite fart activity is to palm my ass and catch a fart,maintain a good grasp and clench your fist,next toss that fart right in ur girls face.If she stays with ur ass after that then she is a keeper.

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Farting in the shower is unfiltered,which would explain it's tendency to smell worse than a fart that had to navigate through a set of boxers and jeans.I have no beef with smelling MY farts in fact I really like them,however if I smell someone elses gas shyt makes me wanna sling vomit.My favorite fart activity is to palm my ass and catch a fart,maintain a good grasp and clench your fist,next toss that fart right in ur girls face.If she stays with ur ass after that then she is a keeper.

unfiltered for the win?
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Farting in the shower is unfiltered,which would explain it's tendency to smell worse than a fart that had to navigate through a set of boxers and jeans.I have no beef with smelling MY farts in fact I really like them,however if I smell someone elses gas shyt makes me wanna sling vomit.My favorite fart activity is to palm my ass and catch a fart,maintain a good grasp and clench your fist,next toss that fart right in ur girls face.If she stays with ur ass after that then she is a keeper.

Hell yes man...............you are my new best friend............I call it a crap cup......and i give them to Abby and Memphis all the time.....they love em...........

well dont ask them..............but i say they love em...

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also when i have really really sour ass...........i like to pull the covers up over Abbys head....and hit her with a dutch oven....

My MainMan,My lil Man,Dude,Bubb....My son Memphis @ 3years OldShow'em that car son..........

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man...........she made some bad ass Ka Bobs tonight on the grille...........but.....the aftermath.... is killin me......

I guess i bumped the thread...because i ate the leftovers tonight from the Ka Bobs.................and between that an my nervouse gut...for flying tomorrow.....again i am most likely murdering the ozone layer...

My MainMan,My lil Man,Dude,Bubb....My son Memphis @ 3years OldShow'em that car son..........

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when i was little i went up to my dad sitting in a chair and said, "filtered or unfiltered" he's like, "what do you mean?" "filtered or unfiltered just choose." he said "unfiltered" i pulled my pants down and farted in his face and ran away lol, my mom came running downstairs, "your dad's up there gagging about to puke you little shit!" lol, ahh the good old days..

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also when i have really really sour ass...........i like to pull the covers up over Abbys head....and hit her with a dutch oven....

I did that to myself (kind of) once.... had 8 burritos that day, damn near fucking puked, but I didn't have my blanket over my head... :blink:

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Hell yes man...............you are my new best friend............I call it a crap cup......and i give them to Abby and Memphis all the time.....they love em...........

well dont ask them..............but i say they love em...

also when i have really really sour ass...........i like to pull the covers up over Abbys head....and hit her with a dutch oven....

when i was little i went up to my dad sitting in a chair and said, "filtered or unfiltered" he's like, "what do you mean?" "filtered or unfiltered just choose." he said "unfiltered" i pulled my pants down and farted in his face and ran away lol, my mom came running downstairs, "your dad's up there gagging about to puke you little shit!" lol, ahh the good old days..

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