robbor6386 Posted July 8, 2008 Report Share Posted July 8, 2008 F.O.R.D. = Fix Or Repair Daily Eclipse AVN7000 MTX 5604 for components MTX TXC 6.1 components Autotek MM4000.1 (Sold) 8 15" Kicker CVRs (Sold) 2 Optima Yellow Tops Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
kingsuv Posted July 8, 2008 Author Report Share Posted July 8, 2008 F.O.R.D. = Fix Or Repair Daily Is that the best you can do? Here I'll help ya out. Chevrolet. -Can Hear Every Valve Rap On Long Extended Trips -Cheap, Hardly Efficient, Virtually Run On Luck Every Time -Cracked Heads, Every Valve Rattles, Oil Leaks Every Time -Constantly Having Every Vehicle Recalled Over Lousy Engineering Techniques "Chevy, built like a rock and runs like one too." Chevy"? CHEVROLET= Cheap Heavy Equipment, Very Rusty, Overly Loved, Eventually Towed CHEVY= Cheapest Heap Ever Visioned Yet GMC= Garage Man's Companion GMC= Gotta Mechanic Coming GMC= *** Mans Chariot GM= General Mistake GM= Glued Metal IROC= I Run On Credit IROC= I'm a retard out cruising IROC= Idiotic retard Out Cruising IROC= I'd Rather Own a Corvette IROC= I reek of cologne IROC= I really own crap Z28= Zippy 2.8 Liter SS= Super Slow RS - Really Slow CORVETTE= Completely Over-Rated, Very Expensive, Technically Troubled Engine I saw a cheap hat at a gas station down here in Alabama that read " Those who say they would rather push a Chevy than drive a Ford usually do" I thought it was pretty funny... damn should have bought it! I am sure everybody has heard the one "On a quiet night you can hear a ford rust" well it might be true but "It doesnt have to be a quiet night to here a chevy rust" F O R D Found On Rubbish Dumps Fix Or Repair Daily Fails On Rainy Days Fails On Race Day Found On Roadside Dead Failure Of Research & Development Found On Road Deserted Fast Only Running Downhill Factory Ordered Road Disaster Factory Ordered Rebuilt Dodge Flip Over Read Directions Four Old Rusted Doors Ford Owner Really Dumb For Only Retarded Drivers Fabrication Ordinare Reparation Dispendieuse (French for ordinary fabrication expensive repairs.) Ford Owners Recommend Dodge Flipped Over Russian Dunebuggy For Off Road Death Fords Only Run Downhill Fat Old Rusted Dog Freaking Old Rusted Dump Forget Out Running Datsuns For Old Retarded Drivers F****d On Race Day Found On Rangi’s Drive First On Recycle Day Backwards...Don't Ride Over Fifty Fixed-up Old Repossesed Dodge Found Old Rebuilt Dodge Forget OutRunning Dale Found On Railroad Deserted Found On Railroad Dead Fools Only Read Directions First On Repair Dolly Favorite Of Redneck Drivers Backwards- Dumb Retards Own Fords Funny Old Rebuilt Dodge Fast Only Rolling Downhill Found On Russian Dump Forfiet On Race Day Found On River Dead Failure Of Research & Development Fancy Oil Recycling Device Flies Off Road Deliberately Full Of Rusty Dents Fish Out River Daily First On Rust and Deterioration For Off Road Death Frequently Overhauled, Rarely Driven Frequent Opinion: Really Disappointed Fumes and Odors Readily Detectable Forlorn, Old, Ratridden Dustbin Fabricated Of Refried Dung Fraternal Order of Restored DeSotos Fix Or Recycle Dilemma Designing, building, and shipping boxes. Yahoo IM - kingsuv00If the listening level is too loud, please inform the driver, so he can promptly pull over, and let you out. not many cars can get me to pluggin my ears but this one.......damn. I mean the first minute is ok but that thing just really starts digging deeper and deeper in your earhole till you cant stand it no more. Seems like it does it with relative ease....16 12's on 8 amps.........gotta love it. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
kingsuv Posted July 8, 2008 Author Report Share Posted July 8, 2008 I thought I would add a few in hopes to raise the chebby guys IQ a bit so they can tell a new joke. Designing, building, and shipping boxes. Yahoo IM - kingsuv00If the listening level is too loud, please inform the driver, so he can promptly pull over, and let you out. not many cars can get me to pluggin my ears but this one.......damn. I mean the first minute is ok but that thing just really starts digging deeper and deeper in your earhole till you cant stand it no more. Seems like it does it with relative ease....16 12's on 8 amps.........gotta love it. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
BigPimpin91 Posted July 8, 2008 Report Share Posted July 8, 2008 IROC= Idiotic retard Out Cruising BigPimpin91's Banging Music Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Pitbullx Posted July 8, 2008 Report Share Posted July 8, 2008 guess thats why the new F series pickups come with heated bumpers so owners dont get frostbite when pushing their pieces of shit down the road when it breaks... oh yea fucked over rebuilt dodge Team Devastation Mixed Martial ArtsMachado Brazilian JiujitsuOnce I lock it on there's no escape I don't train to make you tap, I train to tear your arm, leg, or head off. Its your job to tap before I can do that -Pain is only weakness leaving the body, its kill or be killed and only the strong survive...Rockford FosgateDigital DesignsFi Car AudioCrossfire Car Audio Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
BigPimpin91 Posted July 8, 2008 Report Share Posted July 8, 2008 guess thats why the new F series pickups come with heated bumpers so owners dont get frostbite when pushing their pieces of shit down the road when it breaks... oh yea fucked over rebuilt dodge GTFO BigPimpin91's Banging Music Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Pitbullx Posted July 8, 2008 Report Share Posted July 8, 2008 GTFOgo play in traffic n00b Team Devastation Mixed Martial ArtsMachado Brazilian JiujitsuOnce I lock it on there's no escape I don't train to make you tap, I train to tear your arm, leg, or head off. Its your job to tap before I can do that -Pain is only weakness leaving the body, its kill or be killed and only the strong survive...Rockford FosgateDigital DesignsFi Car AudioCrossfire Car Audio Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
BigPimpin91 Posted July 8, 2008 Report Share Posted July 8, 2008 go play in traffic n00bTough man. BigPimpin91's Banging Music Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Stephen Posted July 8, 2008 Report Share Posted July 8, 2008 My father bought a new mustang in 04 the AC went out at 700miles and foam was falling out of both of the seats because they were assembled wrong. you can cook bacon shirtless if you're not a pussy...lol not hatin, but am i wrong here it looks as if the amp is not grounded its hooked directly to the battery. it that the way it should be. DC POWER Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Pitbullx Posted July 8, 2008 Report Share Posted July 8, 2008 Tough man. you know it Team Devastation Mixed Martial ArtsMachado Brazilian JiujitsuOnce I lock it on there's no escape I don't train to make you tap, I train to tear your arm, leg, or head off. Its your job to tap before I can do that -Pain is only weakness leaving the body, its kill or be killed and only the strong survive...Rockford FosgateDigital DesignsFi Car AudioCrossfire Car Audio Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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